Bolterbation

The use of the rapid fire rules for Bolt guns for the Adeptus Astartes and the Hereitic Astartes in Warhammer 40.000

Joe went full Bolterbation in the second round of the tournament game against his opponent playing Tau.

by Willobi January 21, 2019

banterbation

The exchange of sexual banter in a public forum for mutual arousal

We participated in banterbation...it was kind of hot.

by JohnWayneBobbit August 4, 2017

Boxerbation

The pathetic act of simulated boxing, through high speed, rapid succession uppercuts, jabs and haymakers, against imaginary opponents.

Boxerbation is usually done in private if the if the person still possesses a shred of dignity.

Public boxerbation although still legal in most states is generally frowned upon as to ridiculous to warrant acknowledgment as an actual human function.

In the film Real Steel, Hugh Jackman almost pulled off being human until, his bizarre display of public boxerbation in front of an audience of millions.

by Rick Pitt October 8, 2011

beaterbation

a form of masturbation in which the user beats the shit out of the genital area until he or she is sexually arroused and ejaculates.

I beaterbate to relieve stress.

I think I am gonna beaterbate when I get home.

Beaterbation is fun once you get the hang of it.

by shawn May 27, 2004

Boxturbation

To masturbate (self-intimacy) inside a box.

I was very lonely,cold and ashamed i coudl not get any,so i resorted to boxturbation.

by Daynizzle December 7, 2003

Brosterbation

When you are missing your bro or homeboy. So you master-bate to their image or think about them.

Bro:1 I miss bro 3
Bro:2 ya I miss him too that's why I was totally brosterbating to him last night
Bro:1 I wonder if he's brosterbating to us right now
Bro:2 I hope so

(brosterbation)

by Bro:3 October 21, 2011

Boxterbating

When two people get inside two separate boxes and masturbate in the same room together.

My sister and I live in a one room studio apartment. For privacy we practice boxterbating opposed to masturbating out in the open.

by Jesusisreal5 July 25, 2016