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Blogxiety
Blogger: I feel so frustrated and overwhelmed... It's like a punch in the gut when I see someone has posted more nip pics than me. It's such a competitive world out there! And on top of that, I've run out of motivational sayings to use as picture captions.
Blogger's mom: Oh dear, you've got a case of blogxiety!
Blogger's mom: Oh dear, you've got a case of blogxiety!
Blogxiety by Anastasia Meow June 21, 2023
bongity
When your really broke and you gotta rig up a piece to smoke some dank out of, you make a bongity. It usually consists of a pen, scotch tape and a water bottle. You often see dope heads of the highest level with much smoking experiance ripping an bongity, as well as bums kicking it on the street.
Yo Homie Im feinding, we need to whip up a bongity outta this arrowhead bottle.
Melt a hole in this bongity, we need to get this pen in there.
Dont drink all the water out that bottle, we need to make a true bongity.
Melt a hole in this bongity, we need to get this pen in there.
Dont drink all the water out that bottle, we need to make a true bongity.
bongity by Sandysandwhich Yadidadi Sticky December 30, 2008
Bangxiety
Tonight was Bernadette''s third date with Bobby and as she got ready she had a bad case of bangxiety.
Bangxiety by Faster Redhead November 4, 2016
Bangxiety
Bangxiety by DJ Dammit Man October 24, 2022
Bagxiety
That anxious feeling you get when packing your newly bought groceries and you are not sure if you have enough "Bring your own" bags.
Bagxiety by Skotishoki September 3, 2017
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Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Blue Movie
A pornographic film.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026
fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026