Songxiety 

A complex disorder or group of disorders which can manifest from owning too many (or too few) CDs, Records or MP3s.

Also it is often experienced by DJs at clubs when unfamiliar with someone else's record collection.

Symptoms include mild panic attacks brought on by being 5/6 the way into the final song on a playlist and not being able to find a suitable follow up; not enjoying any of the music you choose because you are too busy creating the playlist;
Having badly organised songs, remembering a really great tune to play then being confronted with a file named 'Unknown Artist - Track 4.rm' and not knowing if it's the right song or even if it will play on iTunes.

All these can lead to an unusual amount of alcohol consumption by the DJ, followed by Bon Jovi, YMCA and Always Look On The Bright Side of Life.

Dancing girl: 'You got anything by 'Sick Boys Club'?
DJ: Who? Man I'm busy can you, like, write it down or something?
Dancing girl: Hey I got the CD here, now chill out...
DJ: Yeah sorry I can't find anything good to go next, just a touch of songxiety, pass it over.

Songxiety by sickfiction June 3, 2011

Bongxiety 

The nervous feeling you get just before doing a really fat bong.

Oh man I’m getting real bongxiety over here.

Bongxiety by EP_D27 August 3, 2018

Shagxiety 

shagxiety- the utter regret you feel after shagging someone you wouldn’t go near sober

I got shagxiety after I left Grace’s last night man.

Shagxiety by Bazzabannan10 May 31, 2021

Smangxiety

Giddy nervousness or angst in the face of possible or desired smanging

Omg, I have so much smangxiety about hooking up with Jay Veetee!

Smangxiety by BostonClem May 14, 2011

sangxiety 

Emotional distress suffered either from:
(1) Wondering if your musical vocalizations are/were/will be satisfactory to your audience, or
(2) Having to agonizingly listen to horrifically-awful vocalizations dispensed by someone who did NOT experience much if any of da caring/concerned feelings described in Example #1!

In da humorous "face da music" article in an old issue of "Readers Digest", said article's author opines dat a juvenile-court judge's forcing a habitually-delinquent teen to suffer da sangxiety of hearing his mom sing "America the Beautiful" on da court karaoke would be a much-more-effectively-unpleasant punishment --- and a far greater deterrant of future crime --- than da standard penalties of jail time, community service, etc.

sangxiety by QuacksO April 29, 2022

Sigxiety 

The acute emotional frustration and mild rage experienced when a traffic light transitions from green to yellow to red just as you approach the intersection, forcing an unexpected and irritating stop.

“As I sped toward the intersection, the dreaded sigxiety hit when the light turned yellow just as I was about to pass through, forcing me to slam on the brakes.”

Sigxiety by Flyeaglesfly1738 January 8, 2025

Shangxiety

A feeling of uneasiness or dread. Such-as, a feeling of impending doom, after a night of drinking, and subsequently being Shanghaied on the streets of Portland, Oregon.

That fool got dropped last night. You know he feelin' that Shangxiety.

Shangxiety by pearlmax October 13, 2026