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Blogxiety 

That creeping feeling that professional blogging is a lot less fun than it seemed to be at first.
Blogger: I feel so frustrated and overwhelmed... It's like a punch in the gut when I see someone has posted more nip pics than me. It's such a competitive world out there! And on top of that, I've run out of motivational sayings to use as picture captions.
Blogger's mom: Oh dear, you've got a case of blogxiety!
Blogxiety by Anastasia Meow June 21, 2023

Bangxiety 

The nervousness you get before having sex with a new partner.
Tonight was Bernadette''s third date with Bobby and as she got ready she had a bad case of bangxiety.
Bangxiety by Faster Redhead November 4, 2016

Bongxiety 

The nervous feeling you get just before doing a really fat bong.
Oh man I’m getting real bongxiety over here.
Bongxiety by EP_D27 August 3, 2018

Bangxiety 

When you have this deep sexual tension but we both know that it's lame to call it that.
Instead of saying "Sexual Tension"... they should call it "Bangxiety" 🙃😁..
I'll see my self out 🤣
Bangxiety by DJ Dammit Man October 24, 2022
The overwhelming anxiety that one feels when they cannot find something in their fashionable, yet over sized handbag.
Oh man I have got bagxiety! I can't find my wallet/lip gloss/ keys anything in this bag and its freaking me out!
Bagxiety by Kwestle April 4, 2009
That anxious feeling you get when packing your newly bought groceries and you are not sure if you have enough "Bring your own" bags.
Looking at all these groceries is giving me a serious case of Bagxiety.
Bagxiety by Skotishoki September 3, 2017
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026
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