Banxiety

Adj. -- The fear that your sexual performance will not live up to your partner's expectations.

Also, Banxious

Guy: Hey baby, maybe I better just go home tonight.
Gal: What's the matter, dude? Feeling some banxiety?
Guy: Yeah, that's about right.

by Silverstoned September 30, 2004

Banxiety

Incessantly checking your bank account balance for fear that checks won't clear due to a low balance.

Jack David: "Mom, stop looking at your IPhone. I've got to get to practice."

Mom: "Sorry, son, but I gotta check my account online. Ever since your Dad lost his job I got a bad case of banxiety."

by HotwheelsJD December 31, 2012

Baenxiety

Noun: 1. When you get anxious as a result of bae's actions

Haven't heard from Bae all day. It's giving me a mean case of baenxiety.

by Bagocheeps September 18, 2014

Bangxiety

The nervousness you get before having sex with a new partner.

Tonight was Bernadette''s third date with Bobby and as she got ready she had a bad case of bangxiety.

by Faster Redhead November 4, 2016

Bagxiety

The overwhelming anxiety that one feels when they cannot find something in their fashionable, yet over sized handbag.

Oh man I have got bagxiety! I can't find my wallet/lip gloss/ keys anything in this bag and its freaking me out!

by Kwestle April 4, 2009

Bagxiety

That anxious feeling you get when packing your newly bought groceries and you are not sure if you have enough "Bring your own" bags.

Looking at all these groceries is giving me a serious case of Bagxiety.

by Skotishoki September 3, 2017

Bangxiety

When you have this deep sexual tension but we both know that it's lame to call it that.

Instead of saying "Sexual Tension"... they should call it "Bangxiety" 🙃😁..
I'll see my self out 🤣

by DJ Dammit Man October 24, 2022