Bagxiety

The overwhelming anxiety that one feels when they cannot find something in their fashionable, yet over sized handbag.

Oh man I have got bagxiety! I can't find my wallet/lip gloss/ keys anything in this bag and its freaking me out!

by Kwestle April 4, 2009

Bagxiety

That anxious feeling you get when packing your newly bought groceries and you are not sure if you have enough "Bring your own" bags.

Looking at all these groceries is giving me a serious case of Bagxiety.

by Skotishoki September 3, 2017

Bagxiety

Getting caught in an ADHD/OCD Loop of which EDC Pack or Bag to most efficiently and comfortably carry all of the things your brain insists you need, even though YOU KNOW you’re going to use maybe 7% of it, yet you can’t stop packing and unpacking different bags until it drives you crazy!

Sorry I was late, my bagxiety kicked in and I lost track of time. But if anyone happens to need a portable battery pack and a USB-C charging cord. (Pats small but unwieldy looking fanny pack) we got ya covered!

by DJB STUDIOS December 6, 2023

Bangxiety

The nervousness you get before having sex with a new partner.

Tonight was Bernadette''s third date with Bobby and as she got ready she had a bad case of bangxiety.

by Faster Redhead November 4, 2016

Bangxiety

When you have this deep sexual tension but we both know that it's lame to call it that.

Instead of saying "Sexual Tension"... they should call it "Bangxiety" 🙃😁..
I'll see my self out 🤣

by DJ Dammit Man October 24, 2022

Banxiety

Adj. -- The fear that your sexual performance will not live up to your partner's expectations.

Also, Banxious

Guy: Hey baby, maybe I better just go home tonight.
Gal: What's the matter, dude? Feeling some banxiety?
Guy: Yeah, that's about right.

by Silverstoned September 30, 2004

bangxiety

when you have anxiety with your bangs.

im gonna wear a hat i am having bangxiety.

by jackki October 21, 2006