32 definitions by Faster Redhead
The forced act of celebrating the Jewish holiday of Passover (seder) with your dysfunctional family (masochism).
by Faster Redhead April 30, 2016
When a drunk girl starts dancing behind a guy and wraps her legs around him in an attempt to climb him like a totem pole.
Penni did too many tequila shots and amused her girlfriends by totem poling any guy within striking distance.
by Faster Redhead November 11, 2016
I would never Trantagonize that woman because I believe in everyone's right to choose their gender. Even if they can't use the bathrooms in the South.
by Faster Redhead May 27, 2016
by Faster Redhead May 25, 2016
Pronounced cock-kee-oh-kee. Doing karaoke (singing) while giving a blowjob, with the vibrations adding an extra sensation to the BJ. Sometimes accompanied by holding the penis as. Microphone for effect.
Bernadette gave her husband a cockeoke blowjob, prompting him to say "don't talk with your mouth full."
by Faster Redhead July 05, 2017
A party you throw to celebrate having the same breast implants for 13 years. Usually held right before you upgrade to a newer pair.
by Faster Redhead September 28, 2016
Tonight was Bernadette''s third date with Bobby and as she got ready she had a bad case of bangxiety.
by Faster Redhead November 04, 2016

