Totem poling

When a drunk girl starts dancing behind a guy and wraps her legs around him in an attempt to climb him like a totem pole.

Penni did too many tequila shots and amused her girlfriends by totem poling any guy within striking distance.

by Faster Redhead November 11, 2016

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Goldicocks

A woman who measures the penis size of all her dates so she can provide gory details to her friends.

We nicknamed our friend Goldicocks because she would come back from dates and rate the men's penis size, "this one is too big," "this one is too small," "this one is just right."

by Faster Redhead June 04, 2016

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LGBTQookies

Another name for rainbow cookies, with different color layers covered in chocolate.

We celebrated the legalization of same sex marriage by eating a pound of LGBTQookies.

by Faster Redhead November 24, 2016

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Grief shopping

When someone close to you dies and you deal with depression by going shopping. Quite possibly with money to be inherited.

When Daniel’s father died, he did the ultimate grief shopping and bought a Mercedes.

by Faster Redhead April 10, 2018

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Grief shopping

When you experience the loss of a loved one and drown your sorrow by going on a shopping binge.

When her mom died, Debra went grief shopping and accumulated three pair of Louboutin platforms and two Gucci bags in an attempt to spend the grief away.

by Faster Redhead April 04, 2018

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