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When you get so nervous you can't get or maintain an erection.

Example: After the march I tried to bang April and I may have if her Dad wasn't in the other room giving me bangziety but the next day I jumped her like a duck on a June bug. How'd it go with July?

Well. it's like Augustus said "I found rome a city of brick and left it a city of marble. So too can it be said that I found that pussy a city of marble and was going to leave my brick in it, except tember the foreign exchange student walked by us and I got bangziety.
Example: After the march I tried to bang April and I may have if her Dad wasn't in the other room giving me bangziety but the next day I jumped her like a duck on a June bug. How'd it go with July?

Ex:Well. it's like Augustus said "I found rome a city of brick and left it a city of marble. So too can it be said that I found that pussy a city of marble and was going to leave my brick in it, except tember the foreign exchange student walked by us and I got bangziety.
bangziety by TheGreatPatsby January 19, 2015
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Bang Bang Bangity Bang 

Phrase used to describe a substantial number of sexual partners over a brief period of time. Usually recited as a song, with dance moves and instruments to attempt to make an old lover jealous. Saying often used to describe someone who has been active...sexually. Made famous by How I Met Your Mother.
"Just a little diddy I wrote about how many girls Barney has been banging lately. I said a-bang bang bangity bang!"
Bang Bang Bangity Bang by kdsmallz October 17, 2013
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I'll see my self out 🤣
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