Skotishoki's definitions

Kryptosock

The type of tight sock that when worn for any length of time starts to suck the energy, even the very life force from your body, like Kryptonite to Superman. Can be used to describe any piece of clothing that has the same effect.

Eg Kryptojocks, Kryptobra, Kryptohat.

OMG I am so glad to get these Kryptosock's off, they are sucking me dry.

by Skotishoki December 8, 2017

Bagxiety

That anxious feeling you get when packing your newly bought groceries and you are not sure if you have enough "Bring your own" bags.

Looking at all these groceries is giving me a serious case of Bagxiety.

by Skotishoki September 3, 2017

Mowscape

The physical act of landscaping with a lawnmower.
Set the lawn mower to the lowest possible setting,
Run over and grind anything in your way.

There was a bump in the lawn so I Mowscaped it and now it has gone.

by Skotishoki December 9, 2017