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When your really broke and you gotta rig up a piece to smoke some dank out of, you make a bongity. It usually consists of a pen, scotch tape and a water bottle. You often see dope heads of the highest level with much smoking experiance ripping an bongity, as well as bums kicking it on the street.
Yo Homie Im feinding, we need to whip up a bongity outta this arrowhead bottle.

Melt a hole in this bongity, we need to get this pen in there.

Dont drink all the water out that bottle, we need to make a true bongity.

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When you make a water bottle into a bong.
Timmy couldn't afford a real bong or pipe or piece so he had to make a bongity.
bongity by Jon McStoneson September 7, 2007

Bingity Bongity 

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I want to bounce your bingity bongity
Bingity Bongity by akasbeve November 11, 2020

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I want to bounce your bingity bongity
Bingity Bongity by akasbeve November 11, 2020

Bang Bang Bangity Bang 

Phrase used to describe a substantial number of sexual partners over a brief period of time. Usually recited as a song, with dance moves and instruments to attempt to make an old lover jealous. Saying often used to describe someone who has been active...sexually. Made famous by How I Met Your Mother.
"Just a little diddy I wrote about how many girls Barney has been banging lately. I said a-bang bang bangity bang!"
Bang Bang Bangity Bang by kdsmallz October 17, 2013

Boogity boogity boogity 

Nonsensical lyrics from the 1961 novelty song "Who Put The Bomp (In The Bomp, Bomp, Bomp) " by Barry Mann.

The song charted in the US on Billboard's Hot 100 for twelve weeks, and reached # 7

It was co-written by Mann with Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductee Gerry Coffin.
Each time that we're alone
Boogity boogity boogity
Boogity boogity boogity shoo
Sets my baby's heart all aglow
to smoke weed so often that you may as well be diagnosed with an actual condition.
ted: hey doof, how did finals go?
doof: not sure man, i caught bongitis and haven't put down morrowind: elder scrolls in 23 days now.
bongitis by tedd January 2, 2008
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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