blowpon

A love coupon for a blowjob, i.e. the perfect gift for a man is a blowpon. blowjob hummer bj

Girl, I'm cashing in one of my blowpons ... how about a blowjob in the shower.

by Bonnie November 24, 2004

Blowpology

The only sincere apology. When you fuck up and say sorry, your man has to guess if you are being sincere. But a blowjob apology solves that problem. The blowpology replaces "I'm sorry" adds sincerity and added comfort.

Jim:: “Dewd she was a real bitch to you last night!! I can’t believe she did that did she at least say ‘sorry’”
Jason: “Everything is fine now, she gave me a blowpology, so I know she was sincere"

by Lascivious May 27, 2014

Blowtonium

The act of receiving a blowjob while doing chemistry homework.

Yesterday I found the half life of Blowtonium in the lab.

by #1engineerd September 17, 2012

Ballzinis Blowpop

(n)- A dick dipped in parafilm wax with a special treat inside. A favorite alternative to a Charm's Blowpop, but inside is not gum, but balls.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Ballzinis Blowpop?

by John Kellis Fernando January 5, 2007

blowpantski

A dry suck performed over a gentleman's pants. Like a pantski, it is thought to be one of the most pleasurable feelings in the world. (youtube: "club pantski")

Bitch is dressing fancy. At least her hair look good while she give a blowpantski.
Me and Big Nasty are finna get them blowpantskis.
I really love this girl but due to the fact that she hasn't pleasured me with a blowpantski, I am forced to leave her.

by Big Nast of F.P. Crew March 3, 2009

Blowmont

Since Beaumont (California) can be very windy at times people there call it Blowmont.
Beaumont comes from the french words beau=beautiful + mont=mountain...
Blowmont comes from the urban definition for blowing mountain..

Beaumont... Blowmont...

by bionicdog May 31, 2009

blowpology

an apology for something so mean it can only be rectified by giving the other person oral sex.

After making fun of Kyle's Boyfriend for having meth mouth, the only way to make things right was for Michele to give him a sincere blowpology

by NumbChuck September 29, 2014