blowpology

an apology for something so mean it can only be rectified by giving the other person oral sex.

After making fun of Kyle's Boyfriend for having meth mouth, the only way to make things right was for Michele to give him a sincere blowpology

by NumbChuck September 30, 2014

Blowpology

The only sincere apology. When you fuck up and say sorry, your man has to guess if you are being sincere. But a blowjob apology solves that problem. The blowpology replaces "I'm sorry" adds sincerity and added comfort.

Jim:: “Dewd she was a real bitch to you last night!! I can’t believe she did that did she at least say ‘sorry’”
Jason: “Everything is fine now, she gave me a blowpology, so I know she was sincere"

by Lascivious May 28, 2014

Blowpology

Apology rendered via blowjob. Other forms: blowpologize(s), blowpologized, blowpologetic.

That argument got really ugly but she
promised a heartfelt blowpology later.

by McTastic22 February 24, 2019