Inner Asshole

When you take a shit and some magic inner asshole pinches it off before your normal ass hole does. You then wipe and wipe; and you can tell your ass is totally clean! Then, 15 minutes later ... bam you have itchy ass because your inner asshole let a bit more shit out.

Jack: "Jim, why are you fidgeting and keep squirming in your seat"

Jim "dewd, my inner asshole got one over on me again, i just can't get my ass clean"

"YES! I finally got one over on my inner asshole and got my ass wiped clean.

by Lascivious January 06, 2011

Egg salad

As in tossing a salad, egg salad is when you rim out and eat a girls vagina while she's ovulating.

"I'd toss her egg salad"

"the only egg I eat are people eggs in an egg salad"

by Lascivious February 22, 2010

Whore begone

After fucking some nasty whore, or a dirty skank, or any other time you looked down at your dick and say "what the fuck did you just do?" You, then in a panic, immediately go into the nearest bathroom and grab what appears to be the best solution and give your dick a bath in Listerine. Make sure to get it into your dick hole too.

Listerine on your dick= whore begone.

Jim: "man did you fuck that fat whore last night?"
Jack "omg ya! Then I immediately threw up, washed my cock with whore begone and got the fuck out of there"

jim "shit that whore begone burns my dickhole"
jack "better the whore begone burn than the sweet sting of syphillis"

by Lascivious January 07, 2011

Goosenecking

This is what happens when you love an item sooo much you just want to fuck it. You hold it in your hand while your jacking off so that your essentially fucking your hand and the item at the same time.

I'm sorry I couldn't come to the phone I was goosenecking my playstation

I walked in and that son of a bitch was goosenecking my iPhone

by Lascivious January 05, 2011

Voluntell

Voluntell is when you volunteer someone else to do something and then tell them to do it.

I'll just voluntell Jim to give that speech tomorrow.

by Lascivious October 19, 2016

GDMFG

God damn mother fucking genius

The guy that invented the vagina is some sort of GDMFG

by Lascivious September 25, 2009

Dickmatized

When you hit it so hard, so good, so consistently that you earn your partner's love forever. Like the old "Raw" standup, once you get them to do the special moan... they are in love. But more than that, they are hypnotized, but by your majestic dick....

Dickmatized

She loves me now. She's Dickmatized.

Dude, you got a stripper to say i love you? Yeah chris, she's dickmatized.

by Lascivious January 11, 2024