by Lascivious February 22, 2010
The only sincere apology. When you fuck up and say sorry, your man has to guess if you are being sincere. But a blowjob apology solves that problem. The blowpology replaces "I'm sorry" adds sincerity and added comfort.
Jim:: “Dewd she was a real bitch to you last night!! I can’t believe she did that did she at least say ‘sorry’”
Jason: “Everything is fine now, she gave me a blowpology, so I know she was sincere"
Jason: “Everything is fine now, she gave me a blowpology, so I know she was sincere"
by Lascivious May 28, 2014
This is what happens when you love an item sooo much you just want to fuck it. You hold it in your hand while your jacking off so that your essentially fucking your hand and the item at the same time.
I'm sorry I couldn't come to the phone I was goosenecking my playstation
I walked in and that son of a bitch was goosenecking my iPhone
I walked in and that son of a bitch was goosenecking my iPhone
by Lascivious January 05, 2011
When you hit it so hard, so good, so consistently that you earn your partner's love forever. Like the old "Raw" standup, once you get them to do the special moan... they are in love. But more than that, they are hypnotized, but by your majestic dick....
Dickmatized
Dickmatized
She loves me now. She's Dickmatized.
Dude, you got a stripper to say i love you? Yeah chris, she's dickmatized.
Dude, you got a stripper to say i love you? Yeah chris, she's dickmatized.
by Lascivious January 12, 2024
After fucking some nasty whore, or a dirty skank, or any other time you looked down at your dick and say "what the fuck did you just do?" You, then in a panic, immediately go into the nearest bathroom and grab what appears to be the best solution and give your dick a bath in Listerine. Make sure to get it into your dick hole too.
Listerine on your dick= whore begone.
Listerine on your dick= whore begone.
Jim: "man did you fuck that fat whore last night?"
Jack "omg ya! Then I immediately threw up, washed my cock with whore begone and got the fuck out of there"
jim "shit that whore begone burns my dickhole"
jack "better the whore begone burn than the sweet sting of syphillis"
Jack "omg ya! Then I immediately threw up, washed my cock with whore begone and got the fuck out of there"
jim "shit that whore begone burns my dickhole"
jack "better the whore begone burn than the sweet sting of syphillis"
by Lascivious January 06, 2011
A pornipedia is a walking talking depraved individual with a derelict moral compass that spins like there is no magnetic pole.
The pornipedia is a walking talking porn encyclopedia who can recite any and every odd porn trivia from memory and has a photographic memory of porn stars, scenes and pop shots.
The pornipedia is really a rare being and requires a constant feeding of porn. It appears that there is an increase in the occurrence of live pornipedias since the adoption of internet porn world wide.
Pornipedia's spend an inordinate amount of time on 4chan's adult channels.
The pornipedia is a walking talking porn encyclopedia who can recite any and every odd porn trivia from memory and has a photographic memory of porn stars, scenes and pop shots.
The pornipedia is really a rare being and requires a constant feeding of porn. It appears that there is an increase in the occurrence of live pornipedias since the adoption of internet porn world wide.
Pornipedia's spend an inordinate amount of time on 4chan's adult channels.
Hey pornipedia, who is that pasty skinned <interrupts> "Stoya"
Hey pornipedia, who's the guy that shoots ropes and looks like <interrupts> "Peter north"
Hey pornipedia, who's the girl with the lips like <interrupts> "jesse jane"
Hey pornipedia, who's the guy that shoots ropes and looks like <interrupts> "Peter north"
Hey pornipedia, who's the girl with the lips like <interrupts> "jesse jane"
by Lascivious March 26, 2010
by Lascivious September 25, 2009