9 definition by John Kellis Fernando

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To insert your penis in someone else's penishole.
Your mom's ass pussy was too tight. So instead i had penis sex with her.
by John Kellis Fernando January 06, 2007

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1.) (n)- During doggy style sex, your partner rolls to the side causing your penis to rotate with it.

2.) (n)- An epic novel by Charles Dickens
1.) Frank got an Oliver Twist from Jane

2.) Oliver Twist was one of Charles Dickens memorable books.
by John Kellis Fernando January 04, 2007

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(n)- To ejaculate uncontrollably during any given time
Johnny had a spasmgasm during his committee meeting.
by John Kellis Fernando January 04, 2007

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(n)- A dick dipped in parafilm wax with a special treat inside. A favorite alternative to a Charm's Blowpop, but inside is not gum, but balls.
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Ballzinis Blowpop?
by John Kellis Fernando January 04, 2007

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equivalent to "Rejected!" or to do something incredible.
1.) John went in for the three pointer but Brad smashed it out of range. He continued to yell "I EAT THOSE!!!"

2.) When Fred won the lottery he ate those.
by John Kellis Fernando April 01, 2007

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(v)- The act of defacating on a person's face.
Jane was mudfalling on Joe.
by John Kellis Fernando January 04, 2007

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(n)- When a person smokes enough times to have a hole in their throat. You then stick your peepee in the throat hole.
Fredrick had throat sex with her grandma.
by John Kellis Fernando January 06, 2007

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