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Blowpology
The only sincere apology. When you fuck up and say sorry, your man has to guess if you are being sincere. But a blowjob apology solves that problem. The blowpology replaces "I'm sorry" adds sincerity and added comfort.
Jim:: “Dewd she was a real bitch to you last night!! I can’t believe she did that did she at least say ‘sorry’”
Jason: “Everything is fine now, she gave me a blowpology, so I know she was sincere"
Jason: “Everything is fine now, she gave me a blowpology, so I know she was sincere"
Blowpology by Lascivious May 27, 2014
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blowpon • blow pony • Blowpops • blowmonkey • blowpop bandits • Blowjon • Blowpology • Blowmont • blowbong • blowpantski
Blowtonium
Blowtonium by #1engineerd September 17, 2012
Ballzinis Blowpop
(n)- A dick dipped in parafilm wax with a special treat inside. A favorite alternative to a Charm's Blowpop, but inside is not gum, but balls.
Ballzinis Blowpop by John Kellis Fernando January 5, 2007
blowpantski
A dry suck performed over a gentleman's pants. Like a pantski, it is thought to be one of the most pleasurable feelings in the world. (youtube: "club pantski")
Bitch is dressing fancy. At least her hair look good while she give a blowpantski.
Me and Big Nasty are finna get them blowpantskis.
I really love this girl but due to the fact that she hasn't pleasured me with a blowpantski, I am forced to leave her.
Me and Big Nasty are finna get them blowpantskis.
I really love this girl but due to the fact that she hasn't pleasured me with a blowpantski, I am forced to leave her.
blowpantski by Big Nast of F.P. Crew March 3, 2009
Blowmont
Since Beaumont (California) can be very windy at times people there call it Blowmont.
Beaumont comes from the french words beau=beautiful + mont=mountain...
Blowmont comes from the urban definition for blowing mountain..
Beaumont comes from the french words beau=beautiful + mont=mountain...
Blowmont comes from the urban definition for blowing mountain..
Beaumont... Blowmont...
blowpology
After making fun of Kyle's Boyfriend for having meth mouth, the only way to make things right was for Michele to give him a sincere blowpology
blowpology by NumbChuck September 29, 2014
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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mormon assault vehicle
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"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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