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Blowmont 

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A name made up by a couple people on myspace to name their city, Beaumont.

In Blowmont, CA there are no movie theaters, no sports, nothing fun.
Person #1: Let's go do something.
Person #2: There's nothing TO DO, we live in Blowmont.
Blowmont by MentalSabotage63 December 7, 2006

Blowmento 

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A memento from a good blowjob. A blowmento is when you're taking a piss the day after getting a full service BJ and you find one of the girl's extra long hairs stuck somewhere in your package.
Guy 1: Dude, check it out. I found this blowmento wrapped around my wiener while I was taking a piss.
Guy 2: What's a blowmento? That's a piece of woman hair.

Guy 1: It's a hair from that broad I met at the bar last night, it got stuck in my junk while she was blowing me last night.
Guy 2: Get out of my house.
Blowmento by bri0n October 11, 2010

blowment

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A non monetary form of payment by giving blow jobs to your boyfiend for all the things he gives and or does for you.
"Dude, your girlfriend must owe you big time for buying that car!"

"Dont worry buddy shes making blowments on it!"
blowment by TMDJ April 13, 2010

Blowmotion 

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Blowing your boss to earn a promotion
how did you get a raise?" "Me and my boss worked out a deal" "Blowmotion?" "yep
Blowmotion by Levisunzipped January 21, 2011

blowmonkey 

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Meaning one who blows monkeys.
Daniel is good at being a blowmonkey expert.
blowmonkey by Delbert July 18, 2003

Blowmentum

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The sexual momentum created after receiving a blowjob, increasing the odds of another one shortly after, often sooner or more frequently than expected.
“I assumed last night checked the blowie box for the month, but then today happened. Thanks, blowmentum.”

“Wait, no blowjob tonight? I really thought we had blowmentum.”
Blowmentum by Cylus66 January 9, 2026
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