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Blowmont 

A name made up by a couple people on myspace to name their city, Beaumont.

In Blowmont, CA there are no movie theaters, no sports, nothing fun.
Person #1: Let's go do something.
Person #2: There's nothing TO DO, we live in Blowmont.
Blowmont by MentalSabotage63 December 7, 2006

Blowmento 

A memento from a good blowjob. A blowmento is when you're taking a piss the day after getting a full service BJ and you find one of the girl's extra long hairs stuck somewhere in your package.
Guy 1: Dude, check it out. I found this blowmento wrapped around my wiener while I was taking a piss.
Guy 2: What's a blowmento? That's a piece of woman hair.

Guy 1: It's a hair from that broad I met at the bar last night, it got stuck in my junk while she was blowing me last night.
Guy 2: Get out of my house.
Blowmento by bri0n October 11, 2010
A non monetary form of payment by giving blow jobs to your boyfiend for all the things he gives and or does for you.
"Dude, your girlfriend must owe you big time for buying that car!"

"Dont worry buddy shes making blowments on it!"
blowment by TMDJ April 13, 2010

Blowmotion 

Blowing your boss to earn a promotion
how did you get a raise?" "Me and my boss worked out a deal" "Blowmotion?" "yep
Blowmotion by Levisunzipped January 21, 2011

blowmonkey 

Meaning one who blows monkeys.
Daniel is good at being a blowmonkey expert.
blowmonkey by Delbert July 18, 2003

Blowmentum

The sexual momentum created after receiving a blowjob, increasing the odds of another one shortly after, often sooner or more frequently than expected.
“I assumed last night checked the blowie box for the month, but then today happened. Thanks, blowmentum.”

“Wait, no blowjob tonight? I really thought we had blowmentum.”
Blowmentum by Cylus66 January 9, 2026
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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