blowmonkey 

Meaning one who blows monkeys.

Daniel is good at being a blowmonkey expert.

blowmonkey by Delbert July 18, 2003

blow monkey

Person who is very fond of powder cocaine

Yeah, he does a lot of it, he's a real blow monkey.

blow monkey by Jason February 5, 2005

blow monkey chunks 

A variation on blows chunks. Origin unknown. Appears to imply projectile vomiting of diced primate, but that is likely too literal an interpretation. Often used to indicate extreme dislike.

Anything involving Paris Hilton is likely to blow monkey chunks.

The last few seasons of Alias blew monkey chunks.

blow monkey chunks by Commander Salamander August 30, 2008

blow monkey

when one loads their ass full of water with a garden hose and fiercely lets it release.

Howie got kicked out of the fire department for shooting blow monkeys on multiple occasions.

blow monkey by SirRat April 10, 2009

blow monkey

A dealer of cannibus who travels to the requested destination in order to make the transaction. In order to avoid detection customers say can I have a taxi

"Can I have a taxi"
he replies yes or no.
He deals in scores £20

blow monkey by Jonny wa November 28, 2004

Bluemonkey 

I’d give everything for this man, I worship him and love him. Bluemonkey if you see this I love you.

Bluemonkey is my idol

Bluemonkey by ♡quackk ♡ March 4, 2022