Blowfessional 

1. A professional blow job giver. A woman who can really give an amazing blowjob.A woman who can give you a piece of heaven through her mouth.

2. You know she is a Blowfessional when she starts giving you that seductive smile ,kisses your cock and wraps her hands softly around it. Then, she starts stroking your dick with her right hand in sync to the pace she is moving her mouth as she slowly massages your balls while she slowly sucks the head of your penis ever so lightly and swirls her tongue around the tip while using her hand to jack you off at the base of your penis while deep throating. While doing this she begins to hum and moan and as you are ready to cum she moans and sucks harder and squeezes the base of your penis while sucking. As you cum it will go all the way down her throat and she looks up at you with a smile and swallows it all.

Every night with a blowfessional girlfriend is like a little piece of heaven.

My blowfessional girlfriend woke me up with a good morning blowjob.

There are times that i would choose a blowfessional blowjob over sex.

Blowfessional by zingeraddict October 10, 2011

Blowfessional fellationship 

A professional relationship between two people which has turned into one of a sexual nature.

John : Did you hear,Michael and Sarah are now in a blowfessional fellationship.
Sean:No way!

Blowfessional fellationship by Flippy December 22, 2015

Brofessional

a professional bro. This is a person who excels in party related activity with a professional style. They are good at all things party: i.e. drinking, smoking, dancing, talking to the opposite sex, getting out of situations, etc.

We were down to one cup in our beerpong game and Brad just walked up, looked at the cup, and sank it in one shot. A true brofessional.

Brofessional by The Hammer Bros May 29, 2008

Brofessional

Noun.
A brofessional is a dude who has devoted himelf fully to bro activities. Obviously this includes beer drinking, watching sports, playing videogames, listening to bro music, hitting on slutty girls.

However, what truly distinguishes the brofessional is that he, upon graduation, finds a job that encourages or accomodates this lifestyle.

For example: Investment Banker, Lacrosse Coach, Client Relations Management, Beer Company Representative, Admissions Officer, College Counselor, Vineyard Vines Employee, Physical Therapist.

"Bro, our lacrosse coach is a brofessional. Did you seem him inhale those beers during flip cup last night at ATO?"
"Yeah, dude. He was crushing everyone at Beer Pong too. I think he hooked up with that freshman whore, Maria. I can't believe he's 27."

Brofessional by Luke Brolitz February 5, 2009

Flowfessional 

When there's that DJ on the decks doing all sorts of CRAZY stuff. He's doing everything right and making the crowd get hyped, maybe with a few PULL UPS and a few RELOADS. And your thinking, "this guy is the best, he is the master at this, he should do this for a living" ....

He's a Professional DJ controlling the Flow

He's a Flowfessional

Charlie: "YO Andy! Who's that shit-hot DJ and MC on the stage????"
Andy "Haven't you heard of them, their new! ... That's DJ Detweiller and MC Tudacris"
Charlie: "Them two can do anything, they must have gone to DJ school or something?!"
Andy: "hahaha, I know man, them two are flowfessionals!"

Flowfessional by MC Tudacris August 7, 2011

Brofessional

The one bro in your group that is pro at everything

Your friend Steve the brofessional should play in the Brolypics.

Brofessional by datdude111 August 16, 2011

Brofessional

one who is a Professional Bro, who not only excels but pillages in all forms of partying, including, but not limited to: drinking, smoking, smoking cigarettes, talking to girls, handling liquor, and getting out of shit while your drunk.

"Gotta hand it to mitch, kid was a brofessional tonight."

Brofessional by Old Man Jasper November 2, 2011