Flowfessional 

When there's that DJ on the decks doing all sorts of CRAZY stuff. He's doing everything right and making the crowd get hyped, maybe with a few PULL UPS and a few RELOADS. And your thinking, "this guy is the best, he is the master at this, he should do this for a living" ....

He's a Professional DJ controlling the Flow

He's a Flowfessional

Charlie: "YO Andy! Who's that shit-hot DJ and MC on the stage????"
Andy "Haven't you heard of them, their new! ... That's DJ Detweiller and MC Tudacris"
Charlie: "Them two can do anything, they must have gone to DJ school or something?!"
Andy: "hahaha, I know man, them two are flowfessionals!"

Flowfessional by MC Tudacris August 7, 2011

fluffessionals 

A group of awesome developers who transcend beyond what's commonly believed to be the maximum level of usability fluff to be fluffessionals.

Woh, no way that user interface is so unbelievably awesome, you must be one of the fluffessionals!

fluffessionals by YoNally March 27, 2019

Blowfessional 

1. A professional blow job giver. A woman who can really give an amazing blowjob.A woman who can give you a piece of heaven through her mouth.

2. You know she is a Blowfessional when she starts giving you that seductive smile ,kisses your cock and wraps her hands softly around it. Then, she starts stroking your dick with her right hand in sync to the pace she is moving her mouth as she slowly massages your balls while she slowly sucks the head of your penis ever so lightly and swirls her tongue around the tip while using her hand to jack you off at the base of your penis while deep throating. While doing this she begins to hum and moan and as you are ready to cum she moans and sucks harder and squeezes the base of your penis while sucking. As you cum it will go all the way down her throat and she looks up at you with a smile and swallows it all.

Every night with a blowfessional girlfriend is like a little piece of heaven.

My blowfessional girlfriend woke me up with a good morning blowjob.

There are times that i would choose a blowfessional blowjob over sex.

Blowfessional by zingeraddict October 10, 2011

Blowfessional fellationship 

A professional relationship between two people which has turned into one of a sexual nature.

John : Did you hear,Michael and Sarah are now in a blowfessional fellationship.
Sean:No way!

Blowfessional fellationship by Flippy December 22, 2015

Fofessional 

Aka the Fauxfessional. Really just sums up a wannabe who pretends to have the credentials to take on any profession that catches their eye at the time. Their resume is full of junk that waffles on about absolute bullshit, touching excessively on being a 'team player with excellent communication skills'. The term 'fake it till you make it' has become their life motto and talking out of one's ass is just a natural reflex.

As a fofessional team player, I believe that I have the rare skill of going above and beyond the highest realm of creativity to really excel as a senior copywriter for your beautifully reputable company, which I have heard so much about through my elite networking circles.

Fofessional by ACunny October 22, 2023