zingeraddict's definitions
1.An expression of astonishment to something epically awesome or shocking.
2.The act of thrust your penis between a women's hot, sexy preferably large breasts ,fucking them as if you're fucking her pussy until you ejaculate on her on her chest and/or face.The word holy is added as the women is out of your league.
2.The act of thrust your penis between a women's hot, sexy preferably large breasts ,fucking them as if you're fucking her pussy until you ejaculate on her on her chest and/or face.The word holy is added as the women is out of your league.
by zingeraddict October 3, 2011
Get the holy titty fuck mug.1. The act of masturbating (rubbing your cock masterfully).
2. Scouring the pipes of your penis in order to orgasm.
3. the process of pleasing yourself sexually
4. What you do when there is nothing to do
5. What you do when your family is not home
6. The reason people watch porn.
7. The reason old people are having more heart attacks.
2. Scouring the pipes of your penis in order to orgasm.
3. the process of pleasing yourself sexually
4. What you do when there is nothing to do
5. What you do when your family is not home
6. The reason people watch porn.
7. The reason old people are having more heart attacks.
Scouring the pipes (Masturbation) protects against Prostate Cancer. Men who Scour their pipes more than 5 times a week in their 20's are 33% less likely to develop the
most aggressive form of prostate cancer later in life. A 2003 study by Graham Giles at the Cancer Council of Victoria in Melbourne Australia found that the ejaculate helps to "flush" or rid the male body of carcinogens.
most aggressive form of prostate cancer later in life. A 2003 study by Graham Giles at the Cancer Council of Victoria in Melbourne Australia found that the ejaculate helps to "flush" or rid the male body of carcinogens.
by zingeraddict October 4, 2011
Get the scouring the pipes mug.1.Proof that knowledge is power !
2.In dept education on philosophy of sexual ecstasy( to Not to be confused with the average sex education.This is the teachings of the holy bible of love (Kamasutra) and the Tantric arts.
4.The magic that can turn a penis into the mightiest sword
3.A reason for you to get your morning exercise on bed
4.The reason i am getting laid and you are not
5.Knowledge that can evoke passion that burns like a 1000 suns
6.The reason your dad still has his spark
7.Passionate for both just cannot get any better than this !
8.The best way to taste a piece of heaven on earth
9.The best way to achieve a Dayagasm (ultimate orgasm)
2.In dept education on philosophy of sexual ecstasy( to Not to be confused with the average sex education.This is the teachings of the holy bible of love (Kamasutra) and the Tantric arts.
4.The magic that can turn a penis into the mightiest sword
3.A reason for you to get your morning exercise on bed
4.The reason i am getting laid and you are not
5.Knowledge that can evoke passion that burns like a 1000 suns
6.The reason your dad still has his spark
7.Passionate for both just cannot get any better than this !
8.The best way to taste a piece of heaven on earth
9.The best way to achieve a Dayagasm (ultimate orgasm)
Master Yoda:Master the art sexducation and get laid again i will.
The Sith: it reveals a hidden side of the force.
Guy 1: i got 6 packs through having longer and more frequent sex after earning a PhD in sexducation.
Grandpa: yeah ! i am young again :D
Lady: i used to have 5 meals a day but now i have 5 males a day
The Sith: it reveals a hidden side of the force.
Guy 1: i got 6 packs through having longer and more frequent sex after earning a PhD in sexducation.
Grandpa: yeah ! i am young again :D
Lady: i used to have 5 meals a day but now i have 5 males a day
by zingeraddict October 8, 2011
Get the Sexducation mug.1. To convey an expression of awesomeness,epicness or uberness.
2. A spectacular fuck.
3. A lay so epic/uber/awesome/ultimate/super that the orgasm you get is just mother fucking ecstasy.
4. A super fuck that may break your bed
2. A spectacular fuck.
3. A lay so epic/uber/awesome/ultimate/super that the orgasm you get is just mother fucking ecstasy.
4. A super fuck that may break your bed
by zingeraddict September 29, 2011
Get the fucktaculous mug.When you love a girl with all your heart and you will do anything for her and she decides to leave you.Worse than a heart break as that stab wound in your pulsating heart will bleed as you think of her each day,each hour,each minute and each second.The most painful aftermath of love failure
Dammit dude i can't believe u gave it all up for her just to get a heart stab at the end of the day.Fuck ! It sucks to be you man
by zingeraddict November 8, 2010
Get the heart stab mug.A word that takes awesomeness to a whole new level.Usually used when something extremely amazing happens,something extremely pleasant.A word similar to uber coolness.The ultimate form of awesomeness !!!
Eg :Holy fuck ,you just discovered a cure to cancer!!!.That is some awesome shit man.
Eg:OMG, how on earth did you take down all those people without getting a scratch.That was some awesome shit moves you just performed dude
Eg:OMG, how on earth did you take down all those people without getting a scratch.That was some awesome shit moves you just performed dude
by zingeraddict November 8, 2010
Get the awesome shit mug.An obligation that must be carried out by a nerd (a person whose IQ exceeds his weight).Usually things like reading a dictionary or an entire encyclopedia or anatomy book. Or even worse doing vector calculus just for fun. Most of them do it out of respect or some profound sense of duty
Eg: holy crap i almost forgot my nerdbligation to complete memorizing this encyclopedia about keyboards
Eg: Ahhh, i cant sit here partying i have a nerdbligation to to complete my mathematics homework instead of hopelessly trying to hit on all these chicks.
Eg: Ahhh, i cant sit here partying i have a nerdbligation to to complete my mathematics homework instead of hopelessly trying to hit on all these chicks.
by zingeraddict November 10, 2010
Get the Nerdbligation mug.