Fucktardo

1. An extreme fucktard, of possibly spanish descent.

2. a noun, used to describe someone that's a fucker and a retard. It's used as in insult against idiots.A person of unbelievable, inexcuseable and indescribable stupidity. A complete and utter fucking retard.

3. An Intellect Rivaled Only by Garden Tools. Living proof that evolution can go in reverse.

4. A complete and utter fucking retard.
Daya : How the fuck could you walk into that door, you fucktardo !!!

Fernando : Flakk you fucktardo, I keeeeeel yoouuu !!

*defeats Fernando *

Fernando : i cant believe i lost..

* pulls out a gun and points to his own head*

Daya : No, don't do it you fucktardo !!!

Fernando : Shut up, you're next!!!

*Fernando commits suicide*

I met this fucktardo down at the club who tried to stop a bus with his face. Needless to say, he is not with us anymore.

You are a fucktardo. Period.
by zingeraddict October 03, 2011
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fucktaculous

1. To convey an expression of awesomeness,epicness or uberness.

2. A spectacular fuck.

3. A lay so epic/uber/awesome/ultimate/super that the orgasm you get is just mother fucking ecstasy.

4. A super fuck that may break your bed
Dude ,she was a great catch but sex with her sister was motherfucking fucktaculous !!!
by zingeraddict September 29, 2011
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vibrator boyfriend

A mans worse rival and enemy. A living vibrator !!! It connects well with the emotional side of a women cause it listens to her stories and gives her excessive compliments after it does its job.An abomination that needs to be destroyed !! As long as it lives it will continue stealing the women in our lives !!!
Girl: hey i don't need you and your annoying bad habits.I can have all i want with my new vibrator boyfriend.i can DO whenever i want and i don't have to ask for it.

Guy:I gave you my heart and soul and this is what you choose over me ???

Girl:how about we just be friends.This talking dildo (vibrator boyfriend) can do anything that you can do plus it wont hurt my feelings for stupid reasons and it is compact and can be carried anywhere

Guy : You bitch !!!!
by zingeraddict November 10, 2010
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Sexprowess

1.Exceptional valor, bravery, or ability in sexual intercourse.

2.Exceptional or superior ability, skill, or strength to fuck.

3.An epic fucking ability.
Mate,his sexprowess directs women to him like a magnet.His skills surpass even the most experienced porn stars.
by zingeraddict October 10, 2011
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Fartception

1. When you can smell your fart in another person's fart.

2. When two people fart at the a time .
Ashwin : I farted

Josh : You nasty F*ck ! Your insides must be deteriorating and rotting to produce a foul smell like this.What the hell did you eat !? *farts*

Ashwin : =.='''

Josh : I farted too..Oooh the aroma, the texture, the profound nature of it all, this is the art of a genius encapsulated in gas

Ashwin : Basically, you can smell your fart in my fart.

Josh : It's a fartception !
by zingeraddict November 08, 2011
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half-wit

1.a person of subnormal intelligence

2.One who lacks the intelligence of the "normal" sector of the human population; even so cannot handle the most mundane of tasks due to the lack of common sense and intelligence

3.a person lacking common sense, a person who lacks good sense or judgment ,a stupid incompetent person
1.Holy titty fuck,he is such a half-wit that he couldn't find himself in a mirror!

2.You are a half-wit.Period.
by zingeraddict October 19, 2011
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Dayanandan

(Erectus Longinus Penis Grande) is an advanced species of human found to the west of Indonesia and parts Malaysia. He is well known for being found wherever their is an abundant amount of video games, pretty women and weapons. Main food groups are Burgers ,Pizza ,Dragons ,Lions ,Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee ,human fear and courage. He contains a giant anaconda like penis in his pants and is fucking awesome in everything. He is known for extreme skills using Nunchucks. Very dangerous and impossible to defeat in armed or unarmed combat , it is suggested that if you see him immediately run for your life like a sissy bitch. DO NOT attempt to capture as his fists can crush titanium as well as Adamantium. If you find yourself cornered by a him start praying because that is the last moment of peace you will have before he drives his fist through your chest and rips off your lips and uses it to kiss your own ass. He will beat the living daylights out of you in a heartbeat and make you believe that your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory if you ever mess with the ones he loves.His has eyes as endless as the Ocean and a smile that lights up your life. Dayanandan has a scent which stays with you until you see him again.According to prophecy it is the name of the future ruler/ender of the world.
Soldier 1 : Holy titty fuck, he is deflecting my m16 bullets with his nunchucks.

Soldier 2 : Assholius, try using your grenades or your Rocket launcher !!!

Soldier 1 : I did .He ate the grenades and started breathing fire.When i tried the Rocket launcher he caught the missile and threw it at one of our tanks.

Soldier 3: Fuck you spineless fucks, i am gonna kick his ass with my Krav maga and my Adamantium katana.You cunts just keep shooting !!!
*Soldier 3 gets mutilated and his head is stuck in his ass*

Soldier 1 & 2: Run for your lives !!!

Soldier 4 : Morons, don't you all know that we are no match for Dayanandan.

In Sanskrit Daya means mercy/compassion and nandan means joy..Dayanandan is one who gains joy in giving compassion aka King of mercy ,which is why his sweet words will make girl's heart beat louder and eventually fall in love with him.
by zingeraddict September 04, 2017
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