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Sucktality

1. Dying during oral sex.Fatal blowjob/fellatio/dick suck

2. When she is slowly massaging your balls with one hand and moving the other gentle hand up and down your penis while slowly sucking the head of your penis ever so lightly and swirls her tongue around the tip and you cum when she deep throats you till the point she chokes and dies

3 .The reason you sometimes have to use condoms

4. Dick sucking that leads to a fatality (if only Mortal Kombat had a fatality like that).
Guy 1: Never again will i get a blow job before i have my 1st night with my bride.Cannot believe it ended in a sucktality on her side

Old guy:Serves my wife right for cheating on me.She truely deserved that sucktality.

Guy 2:man, that blowjob was sooo good that i feel bad that i performed a sucktality on her.
by zingeraddict September 29, 2011
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cockanova

1.The female version of a Casanova.

2.A woman who goes from man to man, just for the sex. she sleeps with several different men and is not looking for any form of commitment.

3.A woman with the morals of a man.

4.A woman dedicated to chasing pieces of dick around, while sworn to a life of debauchery. she professes his love to all and commits to no one.

5.A woman who is amorously and gallantly attentive to men.
Guy 1:Don't marry that cockanova, she sucked and fucked more dicks than 3 generations of sluts and you know the old saying, you can't turn a whore into a housewife.

Guy 2: good point,she could have a fancy name like a cockanova but deep down we all just know her as a slut.
by zingeraddict October 8, 2011
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Lazy hole

1.When a girl is so loving and horny turns into a bitch who refuses to have sex or even gives you blow jobs she becomes a lazy hole.

2.When your girl won't have sex with you.
Husband :Dude,my college sweetheart who i loved so much and couldn't get her hands off me turned into this sensitive,self absorbed workaholic who doesn't even spend passionate nights in bed with me anymore.

Guy:That is why i didn't get married.First you get that disease called one gina.You might get stuck with it for the rest of your life and then when it is about to fuck you up it evolves to a lazy hole.Yeah, you chose one giana and now your wife is a lazy hole

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by zingeraddict September 29, 2011
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cunt prowler

Someone who is addicted to cunts, meaning they physically and mentally cannot go a certain amount of time without it. Usually results in having sex with someone they normally wouldn't, simply because they need a fix. Similiar to alcohol and drug addiction because in all three, a person is craving a release from stress and/or some form of gratification.

2. A lame reason people give for cheating on their significant other.

3.Sometimes it becomes a reason to rape
1. "I can't believe I had sex with that cunt prowler...he has every STD known to man and a few known only to dogs. I felt the need to jump SOMEONE, and he happened to be right there. I hate being a cock prowler."

2. "Honey,it wasn't my fault I slept with your grandma...I was born a cunt prowler,there is nothing i can do about it'.
by zingeraddict October 10, 2011
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Dog love

1. When someone breaks up with their partner, and quickly rebounds to you.The love between the both of you is called dog love.

2. When a person undergoes a break up and finds a new boyfriend/girlfriend immediately because they are emotionally unstable and vulnerable.Slightly more advanced than puppy love but it usually leads to failure in the long run.

3. After coming out of a relationship, very quickly finding a new love interest of greater value than the previous relationship like a traditional rebound.

4. The bestial act of fucking a dog.

5. Girls who enjoy doggie style.
Daya : Don't date her dude. She just broke up with him.The love you have will be dog love.

Josh :Don't worry man, I am not gonna fall in love with her. I just want a quick fuck.
by zingeraddict October 9, 2011
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scouring the pipes

1. The act of masturbating (rubbing your cock masterfully).

2. Scouring the pipes of your penis in order to orgasm.

3. the process of pleasing yourself sexually

4. What you do when there is nothing to do

5. What you do when your family is not home

6. The reason people watch porn.

7. The reason old people are having more heart attacks.
Scouring the pipes (Masturbation) protects against Prostate Cancer. Men who Scour their pipes more than 5 times a week in their 20's are 33% less likely to develop the

most aggressive form of prostate cancer later in life. A 2003 study by Graham Giles at the Cancer Council of Victoria in Melbourne Australia found that the ejaculate helps to "flush" or rid the male body of carcinogens.
by zingeraddict October 4, 2011
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Sexducation

1.Proof that knowledge is power !

2.In dept education on philosophy of sexual ecstasy( to Not to be confused with the average sex education.This is the teachings of the holy bible of love (Kamasutra) and the Tantric arts.

4.The magic that can turn a penis into the mightiest sword

3.A reason for you to get your morning exercise on bed

4.The reason i am getting laid and you are not

5.Knowledge that can evoke passion that burns like a 1000 suns

6.The reason your dad still has his spark

7.Passionate for both just cannot get any better than this !

8.The best way to taste a piece of heaven on earth

9.The best way to achieve a Dayagasm (ultimate orgasm)
Master Yoda:Master the art sexducation and get laid again i will.

The Sith: it reveals a hidden side of the force.

Guy 1: i got 6 packs through having longer and more frequent sex after earning a PhD in sexducation.

Grandpa: yeah ! i am young again :D

Lady: i used to have 5 meals a day but now i have 5 males a day
by zingeraddict October 8, 2011
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