The Blonkler is a More Serious version of "The Jonkler", a Brainrot Version of "The Joker". It is the Brother of the Jonkler.
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n. pl. A trio of schoolmates in the television show "Azumanga Daioh", all of whom have very bad grades. (Japanese "bonkura" blockhead + pidgin-English "-zu")
n. pl. A trio of schoolmates in the television show "Azumanga Daioh", all of whom have very bad grades. (Japanese "bonkura" blockhead + pidgin-English "-zu")
30!! 31%!! 47%!! TOGETHER 103%!! TEAM BONKLERS WIN!!!"
"Why do you want to turn the :) smiley into an animated GIF? That's just bonklers.
"Why do you want to turn the :) smiley into an animated GIF? That's just bonklers.
by Menchi December 5, 2003
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"Yeah, Tim got proper blonkered and started peacocking on the dancefloor "
"Yeah, Tim got proper blonkered and started peacocking on the dancefloor "
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Similar to blinkers and totally invisible, blonkers are usually worn by car enthusiasts loyal to one particular car manufacturer and model. Not always easy to spot being worn until the wearer starts telling you how much their car weighs, it's power to weight ratio etc. A dead giveaway would be if they tell you how difficult it is to properly tune an NA engine.
Similar to blinkers and totally invisible, blonkers are usually worn by car enthusiasts loyal to one particular car manufacturer and model. Not always easy to spot being worn until the wearer starts telling you how much their car weighs, it's power to weight ratio etc. A dead giveaway would be if they tell you how difficult it is to properly tune an NA engine.
"Dude, Honda built the Integra Type-R DC2 as a stripped out road going racer"
"Oh ffs, check out the blonkers on that guy....."
"Oh ffs, check out the blonkers on that guy....."
by w0dge January 1, 2009
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The act of defecating into a person's hand and then receiving a hand job from that person while the feces is in that hand. A male can even give himself a blonker by defecating into his own hand and then masturbating with said hand.
Bro, that girl's a keeper. Not only did she let me grab her tits last night, she gave me a blonker too!
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