artifaction

1. Appearance
2. Physical appearance, especially when pleasing.
3. A distinctive, unified manner of dress or fashion.

Kiko: The artifaction for this fall will be...this 1700s Kabuto Samurai Hat
Fashion guru: So garish!
Kiko: Quiet!

by Kiko July 19, 2004

tardus extremus

An exceedingly dull-witted person; also "tardus-extremus."

Mike is a tardus extremus.

by Kiko February 04, 2004

eggshen

crazy fucking old guy that has a lazy eye, is slunched over, and has a limp

that eggshen motherfucker bugged the crap outta me so i kicked his fucken cane from under him

by kiko March 09, 2005

reggaeton

reggaeton is a party type of music dat has a good bass and its like spanish rap/ hip hop mixed witht the reggae beat. Its what most young Hispanic and latinos listen to.

Some examples of da best reggaeton rappers are Nicky Jam, Hector y Tito (los bambinos), Voltio, Tego C., Yaviah, Yaga y Mackie Ranks, Don Omar, Wisin y Yandel, Zion y Lennox, Rakim y Ken-y, Lito y Polaco, Daddy Yankee, Tempo, Getto, Gastan, and Tony Dize

by KikO March 19, 2005

Yellowie

The AOL/AOL Instant messenger mascot.

Tommy: What happened?
Kiko: Oh, yellowie cut me off...guess it's MSN for the rest of the night!
Kiko: Hello?
Greenie: Muah ha ha! Tommy has been disconnected, MYSTERIOUSLY!
Kiko: Damn it, Greenie! So, you and Yellowie are in cahoots, is it?!
Greenie: That's right, and you'll never catch us! Say, I think it's time for a little "maintenance delay!"
Kiko: H-
*Greenie disconnects Kiko*
Yellowie, Greenie: HA HA HA HA!

by Kiko April 26, 2004

asshole rating

A determinate rating of the level of contemptibility of a person, as decided by his/her peers; measured from 0.0 to 100.0, where 100.0 is the highest/most.

Joseph's asshole rating has been decided: 34.4

by Kiko February 02, 2004

Trunco

From Latin, "to maim."

Iuguolo, interficio, trunco, evinco!

by Kiko December 17, 2003