Blonkle

Blonkle is a cool person but they probably smell like hard boiled eggs.

Have you dm'd blonkle today?

No, but I should. right?

by Scowot April 26, 2021

blonkle

an amazing radical person that is awesome

hey man! your blonkle today!

by Blonkle_ December 14, 2020

Bonkle

Another name for the LEGO phenomenon of Bionicles.

Guy 1: "Bro I can't pay rent this month, I spent all my money on Bonkles"
Guy 2: "Bro same, I guess we're going to be homeless"

by Bonkleman123 October 24, 2019

bonklers

adj. Loveably stupid.
n. pl. A trio of schoolmates in the television show "Azumanga Daioh", all of whom have very bad grades. (Japanese "bonkura" blockhead + pidgin-English "-zu")

30!! 31%!! 47%!! TOGETHER 103%!! TEAM BONKLERS WIN!!!"
"Why do you want to turn the :) smiley into an animated GIF? That's just bonklers.

by Menchi December 5, 2003

blonkered

to become heavily intoxicated, usually leading to entertaining results

"Did you go out last night?"
"Yeah, Tim got proper blonkered and started peacocking on the dancefloor "

by Dickdoctor December 11, 2014

blonked

essentially means to be high, but can be used in any case where the person is bugging out.

"Dude I hit the bong 4 times yesterday i was so blonked"

by Eddie Y. August 3, 2007

blonkers

A form of eyewear.

Similar to blinkers and totally invisible, blonkers are usually worn by car enthusiasts loyal to one particular car manufacturer and model. Not always easy to spot being worn until the wearer starts telling you how much their car weighs, it's power to weight ratio etc. A dead giveaway would be if they tell you how difficult it is to properly tune an NA engine.

"Dude, Honda built the Integra Type-R DC2 as a stripped out road going racer"

"Oh ffs, check out the blonkers on that guy....."

by w0dge January 1, 2009