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The act of defecating into a person's hand and then receiving a hand job from that person while the feces is in that hand. A male can even give himself a blonker by defecating into his own hand and then masturbating with said hand.
Bro, that girl's a keeper. Not only did she let me grab her tits last night, she gave me a blonker too!
Blonker by WowDad August 4, 2011
Words you can keep
Dude, I got a blonker yesterday.
blonker by Greg September 10, 2003
Related Words
A guy or girl shits in their hand and gives a handjob.
Ayo laquesha, gimme a blonker real quick.
Blonker by Ben and Louie August 5, 2011

Stunkle blonker 

A person who accidentally eats the pubes off another when pleasuring each other
My girl was a Stunkle Blonker last night and felt like getting your monkey shaved.
Stunkle blonker by Hairy gurkin November 12, 2017

bitches be bonkers 

Another way of saying "bitches be crazy"

This phrase originated from Jamal Turner, a character from the hit Netflix series "On My Block"
Ruby: He's not coming with us.

Jamal: And why would you want him to?

*Monse starts walking towards Cesar's house*

Jamal:Monse? Monse!

Jamal: See, bitches be bonkers.
bitches be bonkers by da.ryl April 16, 2018
When you're smoking a Wax Pen, and take a hit so long, the button starts to blink.
Johnny: Dude, I just hit a fucking blinker on my pen. Jason: Fuck bro, are your lungs ok?
Blinker by X23Hailway June 16, 2018

a Blinker 

taking a hit off of your dab pen until your pen literally starts blinking and ends the hit.
“bro let me take a blinker”

“nah man i don’t have that much oil left for you to be taking blinkers”
“ugh i have to stop taking blinkers, i’m so high”
“i can’t even take a blinker, i just start coughing”
a Blinker by computerboy January 19, 2021
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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