someone who you keeping for life and forever, a one in a milllion.
by faaizahx1 May 1, 2020
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Someone who would make better marriage material than baby momma material.

Someone who you'd likely spend the rest of your life with if you found him or her.

If there were more keepers in the US, the divorce rate would be MUCH lower!!!
Jane has nice legs, ass and thighs, a good job, and she is even more beautiful inside. She's definately a keeper!
by Mr. Dwayne February 20, 2005
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Abbr. of Goalkeeper in Futbol,Soccer, or "UK" football.
'keeper: Crike. I have to go to Keeper practice four times a week? And I'm still in Division Three.

instructer: ha. Soory. when you jump for highballs, always yell "'keeper".
by katrine April 11, 2004
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Defines a turd that resists flushing...it is still in the bowl after a flush, hence a keeper.
"Hey, come check out my keeper!"
by edawg999 November 1, 2006
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an alternative feminine hygiene product made of naturally occurring latex. Similar to the diva cup
The cup of my keeper was too large for my twat so I had to go down a size.
by taintedglass March 1, 2010
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A pimp, or panderer, and by definition thereof: psychologist, groomer, educator, father figure, best friend, and mate.
I ain't her keeper.
by Elroy Fitz January 31, 2004
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