Urban Dictionary: keeper

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Someone who would make better marriage material than baby momma material.

Someone who you'd likely spend the rest of your life with if you found him or her.

If there were more keepers in the US, the divorce rate would be MUCH lower!!!

Jane has nice legs, ass and thighs, a good job, and she is even more beautiful inside. She's definately a keeper!

by Mr. Dwayne February 20, 2005

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something worth keeping

The autographed ball is a keeper.

#finder's keepers #idioms #paperweight #sports #students

by The Return of Light Joker June 27, 2011

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Keeper

A keeper defends the three rings in a game of Quiddich. They have to block the Quaffle from entering any of the three rings.

And all he has to do as a Keeper is to make sure that the quaffle doesn't get in. Then we'll win for sure!

#harry potter #quiddich #seekers #hogwarts #broomstick

by lovehp. May 24, 2010

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Abbr. of Goalkeeper in Futbol,Soccer, or "UK" football.

'keeper: Crike. I have to go to Keeper practice four times a week? And I'm still in Division Three.

instructer: ha. Soory. when you jump for highballs, always yell "'keeper".

by katrine April 11, 2004

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Noun - A girl who is willing to do everything she can to satisfy your needs without compromising herself

Lad "Trying to settle a debate here, guys i work with think no girl is up for anal. What are your thoughts?

Girl "Deffo a yes from me, was so against it. Went in for it and, Yes!!

Lad "Keeper! Uhhh, You busy later?"

#anal #keeper #hero #lad #bummole

by Monkey_Bwoy October 23, 2014