Blonker

The act of defecating into a person's hand and then receiving a hand job from that person while the feces is in that hand. A male can even give himself a blonker by defecating into his own hand and then masturbating with said hand.

Bro, that girl's a keeper. Not only did she let me grab her tits last night, she gave me a blonker too!

by WowDad August 4, 2011

blonker

Getting a blowjob while taking a shit.

Dude, I got a blonker yesterday.

by Greg September 10, 2003

Blonker

A guy or girl shits in their hand and gives a handjob.

Ayo laquesha, gimme a blonker real quick.

by Ben and Louie August 5, 2011

Stunkle blonker

A person who accidentally eats the pubes off another when pleasuring each other

My girl was a Stunkle Blonker last night and felt like getting your monkey shaved.

by Hairy gurkin November 12, 2017

bitches be bonkers

Another way of saying "bitches be crazy"

This phrase originated from Jamal Turner, a character from the hit Netflix series "On My Block"

Ruby: He's not coming with us.

Jamal: And why would you want him to?

*Monse starts walking towards Cesar's house*

Jamal:Monse? Monse!

Jamal: See, bitches be bonkers.

by da.ryl April 16, 2018

Blinker

When you're smoking a Wax Pen, and take a hit so long, the button starts to blink.

Johnny: Dude, I just hit a fucking blinker on my pen. Jason: Fuck bro, are your lungs ok?

by X23Hailway June 16, 2018

a Blinker

taking a hit off of your dab pen until your pen literally starts blinking and ends the hit.

“bro let me take a blinker”

“nah man i don’t have that much oil left for you to be taking blinkers”
“ugh i have to stop taking blinkers, i’m so high”
“i can’t even take a blinker, i just start coughing”

by computerboy January 19, 2021