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Blonkler

The Blonkler is a More Serious version of "The Jonkler", a Brainrot Version of "The Joker". It is the Brother of the Jonkler.
Teacher: Who is the Enemy of Joker?
Student: the Blonkler
Teacher: GET OUT!!
by mrbeast539275 November 4, 2024
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duckspeak

Duckspeak is defined into different definitions in Newspeak:
1- to quack like a duck
2- to yap without thinking
Liam Walsh: What is yapdollar duckspeaking about?
Yapdollar: xiao hong shu
by mrbeast539275 November 5, 2024
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ingsoc dollar

The Main currency of Oceania under INGSOC's regime. Designed by one of Big Brother's Minions, Made from the Ministry of Truth (Newspeak: Minitrue)
The Coins has the INGSOC symbol as the Tail, and Big Brother's face as the Head (which may hence "Big Brother is Watching You"). The Cash has INGSOC symbols, at it's front, with the amount of Cash labeled in between; and INGSOC quotes on the Back, with a Face of Big Brother.

Coins:
$0.01: Penny
$0.05: Nickel
$0.10: Dime
$0.20: Doubledime (Oldspeak: 2 Dimes)
$0.25: Quarter
$0.50: Half Loonie
$1: Loonie
$2: Toonie

Cash:
$5
$10
$20
$50
$100
$200
Shopkeeper: Hi, what do you wanna buy?
Ryan Evans: I want to buy 6 comics please
Shopkeeper: That will be 52. 30 ingsoc dollars please
Ryan Evans: I have a $100 dollar, so here you go.
Shopkeeper: Have a doubleplusgood day goodthinker!
by mrbeast539275 November 24, 2024
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Sprunki

Not to be confused with the Incredibox mod, Sprunki is the Lithuanian word for "Run Away". If you hear Mr. Fun Computer's Vocals in Horror mode, you'll hear "Run away"
Guy 1: Hey! The Principal is a Tyrant! Sprunki!!
Guy 2: Sprunki? wdym by Sprunki??
Guy 1: That is Lithuanian for "Run Away"!!
by mrbeast539275 November 27, 2024
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stretch city

an exclamation to someone who is stuck to a sticky substance (e.g. glue), and is floating in the air (levitating)
Bully: Now with my new levitating powers, i shall proclaim myself as a prophet!
Bro: whoa! stretch city!
by mrbeast539275 November 29, 2024
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blackwhite

In Newspeak, an official term of the Party, Blackwhite signifies the cognitive flexibility to blindly embrace and internalize any information or doctrine disseminated by the ruling regime, regardless of its logical inconsistencies or outright falsehoods. This concept encapsulates a society wherein individuals are conditioned to suppress critical thinking and uncritically adhere to the Party's ever-shifting narrative, demonstrating unwavering loyalty through the unwarranted acceptance of contradictory or nonsensical propositions. The deliverance of Blackwhite ensures the populace's perpetual state of intellectual submission and ideological conformity, where deviations from the prescribed "truth" are swiftly marginalized or eradicated to maintain the Party's absolute control over reality and perception. By fostering a culture of cognitive dissonance and doublespeak, the Party consolidates its dominance by manipulating the collective consciousness and distorting the very fabric of truth, compelling citizens to surrender their autonomy and succumb to the tyranny of propaganda and misinformation. Through the insidious enforcement of Blackwhite, Newspeak insidiously corrodes the foundations of rational thought and dissent, transforming individuals into mere vessels for the Party's authoritarian agenda, perpetuating a dystopian realm where ignorance is strength, slavery is freedom, and blind conformity is celebrated as the ultimate expression of obedience and loyalty.
Montgomery Thomson: I think that i will accept the truth.
Bro: WHAT TRUTH!?!? are you blackwhiting!?!?
Montgomery Thomson: are you duckspeaking?? welp, you're still not in trouble, because it means that ingsoc may rule the whole world.
Bro: thanks. now i know how to blackwhite.
by mrbeast539275 November 30, 2024
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scholar regime

a scholar regime is the principality of school, and telling students what to do, and even the principal being a liberal, a tyrant, etc.
Cyrus: Hey! This school banned drinking water. No wonder why i am thirsty.
Darius: That, is because of the scholar regime the school has.
Cyrus: What is even a scholar regime?
Co-principal: We are... I shouldn't had made that law, but Kim Jong called me that i get spared if i make everyone thirsty. i rather get replaced.
by mrbeast539275 December 3, 2024
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