blonkert

A smelly buffoon; an absolute imbecile.

Jasmine is such a blonkert!

blonkert by fireballhater April 28, 2020

blonkered 

to become heavily intoxicated, usually leading to entertaining results

"Did you go out last night?"
"Yeah, Tim got proper blonkered and started peacocking on the dancefloor "

blonkered by Dickdoctor December 11, 2014

blonkers 

A form of eyewear.

Similar to blinkers and totally invisible, blonkers are usually worn by car enthusiasts loyal to one particular car manufacturer and model. Not always easy to spot being worn until the wearer starts telling you how much their car weighs, it's power to weight ratio etc. A dead giveaway would be if they tell you how difficult it is to properly tune an NA engine.

"Dude, Honda built the Integra Type-R DC2 as a stripped out road going racer"

"Oh ffs, check out the blonkers on that guy....."

blonkers by w0dge January 1, 2009

Blinkerton

When you are hitting your vape for a long amount of time causing the safety draw light on it to blink. Similar to the world blinker

Brad: Yo bro, this week has been stressing me out, give me the chooch
Chad: Aight bro here
*after 5 straight seconds of hitting the chooch*
Brad: Bro I’m in blinkerton rn

Blinkerton by That guy who makes stuff up October 31, 2022

Blinkerton City

Going to Blinkerton City refers to the act of hitting the Chong (vape) so hard that it decides you've had enough and begins to blink.

(Person 1) I'm finna go to Blinkerton city. (begins to inhale the vape)

Blinkerton City by TheModidGuy February 17, 2023

Blonker 

The act of defecating into a person's hand and then receiving a hand job from that person while the feces is in that hand. A male can even give himself a blonker by defecating into his own hand and then masturbating with said hand.

Bro, that girl's a keeper. Not only did she let me grab her tits last night, she gave me a blonker too!

Blonker by WowDad August 4, 2011

Bonkertronz 

Used to describe a large epic gathering of people celebrating electronic music. An out of hand experience utilizing light, sound, and vibrant humans dancing in ecstasy.

That party was Bonkertronz!

Bonkertronz by Desiree D'Leslie June 14, 2011