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blonkers

A form of eyewear.

Similar to blinkers and totally invisible, blonkers are usually worn by car enthusiasts loyal to one particular car manufacturer and model. Not always easy to spot being worn until the wearer starts telling you how much their car weighs, it's power to weight ratio etc. A dead giveaway would be if they tell you how difficult it is to properly tune an NA engine.
"Dude, Honda built the Integra Type-R DC2 as a stripped out road going racer"

"Oh ffs, check out the blonkers on that guy....."
by w0dge January 1, 2009
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bitches be bonkers

Another way of saying "bitches be crazy"

This phrase originated from Jamal Turner, a character from the hit Netflix series "On My Block"
Ruby: He's not coming with us.

Jamal: And why would you want him to?

*Monse starts walking towards Cesar's house*

Jamal:Monse? Monse!

Jamal: See, bitches be bonkers.
by da.ryl April 16, 2018
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Titty Bonkers

Hey Isaac did you hear Jamie sharted in class, it was Titty Bonkers!!
by TittyBonkers March 30, 2021
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Monka Bonkers

When someone did something crazy, something crazy happened, or a general state of excitement.
Woah dude! You just boxed that kid like a floppa; that was monka bonkers!
by trendSetter6969 September 26, 2021
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blonkered

to become heavily intoxicated, usually leading to entertaining results
"Did you go out last night?"
"Yeah, Tim got proper blonkered and started peacocking on the dancefloor "
by Dickdoctor December 11, 2014
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Goo Blockers

The large bug-eyed sunglasses that all the "cool" girls wear (for example, Kim Kardashian).
Goo blockers were originally created to block mangoo from blinding sluts.
by GooBlockerBreaker May 12, 2009
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bonkers

Don't go bonkers!
by Aaron W. December 3, 2002
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