blitzed

Simultaneously drunk and high, to the point of incoherency

God DAMN Dan just had 5 joints and ten shots of tequila... that's one blitzed motherfucker

by mei0023 April 6, 2005

blitzed

so high you cant even see straight!

Tra was so blitzed he fell down the stairs!

by tra ketcham April 8, 2007

blitzed

totally under the influence of some exterior and harmful force such as alcohol, marijuana, or MTV.

Dude, he's totally blitzed on weed.

by grey kim December 24, 2005

blitzed

Blitzed is a term used when one smokes an excessive amount of marijuana, to the point where said person is so insanely stoned that he or she is bound to start taking their clothes off.

The term may also be used when one comsumes ridiculous amounts of alcohol, to the point where said person is barely able to function properly.

Girlfriend - "I'm fucking pissed at you."
Boyfriend - "Why?!"
Girlfriend - "You called last night and left a message saying I was the worst sex you've ever had."
Boyfriend - "::laughing:: I'm sorry, baby. I hung out with the guys and we smoked so much weed/drank so much. I was fucking blitzed."

by alex shuts up April 11, 2006

Blitzed

Of being high or wasted to the extreme.

Dude man you've been smokin' too much your blitzed

by holl March 19, 2003

Blitzed

An adjective, used when one is heavily under the influence, most often alcohol or marijuana.

"We were absolutely blitzed after finishing off that case of beer."

by Drew M. February 6, 2006

The Blitz

The Blitz referes to the Season 5 of How I Met Your Mother, when one person leaves the group for any period of time and something amazing happens. You can pass on the Blitz from being part of the group when somthing amazing does happen, but another person from the group had to leave between 2-30 minutes prior to that amazing thing happening.

Jamie: Barney! where did you go you missed it!

Luke: Missed what?!

Adam: That awesome beerpong shot!
(Prior Blitz)Aaron: yea and i was there!

Luke: Awwww man!!

(Luke becomes the blitz)

by Xurria July 8, 2012