Hitler's definitions

Blitzkreig

The act of quickly moving your hand on an intercept course with the genitals of a nearby member of the opposite sex. The swift act of aggression is named for it's inspiration, Hitler's "lightning war" on Poland. Here, the hands are the Panzer division, whilst the genitalia are poor, helpless Poland. Poor, poor Polacks.

Holy Shit, man! Your Blitzkreig just went through that emo chick! Don't blitz such frail, frail, frail, crying people in the future! Don't touch the emos!

by Hitler April 1, 2005

Manty (the Panty)

to brutally make love/ravage the anus of a poor defenseless animal

Hey, get off that dog, you Manty!

by Hitler January 18, 2003

crzy

A being of supernatural powers or attributes, believed in and worshiped by a people, especially a male deity thought to control some part of nature or reality; see God

a material object that is worshipped as a crzy

by Hitler February 22, 2003

special K

Also known as ketamine. It's a mind boggling drug, usually used on horses. Makes you feel like you are unable to control your body and thoughts.

Also a song by Placebo

"Just like special K, you take my breath away!" - Placebo (sorry couldnt think of anything better)

by hitler June 9, 2005

Lord Zod

The omnipotent ruler of planet Houston.

Kneel before Zod, pathetic infidel.

by Hitler January 18, 2003

wet t-shirt contest

one of the best things you can get for free - young, barely legal girls (usually) wear thin wifebeaters and get drenched in cold, cold water. usually helped with large buckets or hoses.

tits

by hitler July 8, 2003

420

Hitlers Birthday, and a day to celebrate the fact that a bunch of hippies over in Cali made 420 their high time code...

Dude! Party on 4/20 for Hitler, bring the pot!!!

by hitler April 22, 2005