Bevastated

The severe and overwhelming feeling one gets when raising a beverage to one’s lips and finding it unexpectedly empty.

Bevastated. Devastated by a beverage.

Bevastated by GLP#420 January 30, 2026

Beastageddon 

Any object, life-form, or action that is so beast (phenomenal) that it is mentally destructive in an either harmful or inspiring way. *It cannot be said for the same reason twice

Ben was skating on a half-pipe when he flipped over on one side of it and landed perfectly on his board.The crowd shouted in unison, "That was Beastageddon!!"

* Ex: You call an action you see today beastageddon. The next day, you see it again. You must find another word to describe it.

Beastageddon by TJ Swaggerson December 1, 2009

Bevostated 

A state of extreme inhebriation usually resulting in a good night and a headache.

Someone: Did you go out last night?

Someone else: Yer, got pyar bevostated lidda

Bevostated by Jimmyjazzjimbo November 8, 2008

devastated salmon 

A gay guy who has his mouth always open for the purposes of oral sex

Kyle is a devastated salmon

devastated salmon by Knob gagger May 23, 2019

devastated 

1. The state of being totally owned, as in a sport or video game.

2. Destroyed

3. Impacted heavily in terms of emotion or mental state.

1. Ohhh, you got devastated!

2. "Ohhh, NYC got devastated!" -Osama Bin Laden

3. Susy was devastated when I murdered her cat with a chainsaw.

devastated by Eric December 2, 2003

beautated

Derived from the terms beautiful and mutation. Beautation is a non-technical term that refers to an object that has undergone a mutation or a general physical transformation from an aesthetically unassuming object into a beautiful object.

A person that has undergone plastic surgery to enhance their aesthetic beauty has become beautated.

beautated by edmontobbb September 1, 2011

devastated driver 

A variation on the term designated driver. The party to remain sober and pilot the vehicle homeward is devastated due to the fact that they too cannot become wasted, or risk killing themselves, others or worse, getting a dui.

Lets all mob over to that rager on 3rd street. Hey margo, sorry but its your turn to be the devastated driver.

devastated driver by jeff matthews December 25, 2006