When you walk up behind someone and you flail your arm between there legs near the genitals, imitating the act of catching a salmon by hand.
by Lenny Smith March 03, 2008
The defendant blamed the collision on the fact that he had to take evasive action when he encountered a salmon in the bike lane. (Bike Snob NYC)
by Seidcar March 31, 2010
A word used to describe a female who is of a very high standard...
Not the average female, usually a girl who you would like to bend over.
Very attractive, hot, bonerific, sexy etc
Not the average female, usually a girl who you would like to bend over.
Very attractive, hot, bonerific, sexy etc
by ziley December 04, 2006
A fish that yields pink flesh. Hits the spot when it is:
-steamed with ginger on top
-pan-fried with sweet and sour sauce
-pan fried with curry and onions on top
-steamed with ginger on top
-pan-fried with sweet and sour sauce
-pan fried with curry and onions on top
by StatenIslander November 21, 2007
Norwegian word for masturbating translates to "Pulling my Salmon." Salmon is now commmonly used as a reference to one's penis.
by Aces R High August 28, 2006
The act of sneaking up on an unknowing victim at a bar or any other public place and quickly slapping them back and forth between their kneecaps with your hand, thus creating the sensation of a salmon tail swimming between the victim's legs.
A successful salmon results in the person who got salmoned either buckling at the knees or attempting to high-step out of the salmon.
Confusion/anger almost always results after getting salmoned; however, the salmoner can turn the victim's confusion/anger into embarrassment by quickly standing up and shouting, "YOU JUST GOT SALMONED, SON! WOOOO!" while pumping your fist in a ridiculously confident manner.
A successful salmon results in the person who got salmoned either buckling at the knees or attempting to high-step out of the salmon.
Confusion/anger almost always results after getting salmoned; however, the salmoner can turn the victim's confusion/anger into embarrassment by quickly standing up and shouting, "YOU JUST GOT SALMONED, SON! WOOOO!" while pumping your fist in a ridiculously confident manner.
I was talking to Donk at the bar when Booj snuck up from behind and salmoned him down at the knees then shouted "You just got salmoned, son!"
by WVBooj October 09, 2009
Look at that salmon with his epeepen.
by gornhoiy December 18, 2008