Bevostated 

A state of extreme inhebriation usually resulting in a good night and a headache.

Someone: Did you go out last night?

Someone else: Yer, got pyar bevostated lidda

Bevostated by Jimmyjazzjimbo November 8, 2008

DeVostated 

The feeling one has when they go to report a sexual assault to learn section seven has been annulled under Betsy DeVos and the Trump Reich.

girl: I went to the counselor to talk about what happened this weekend, with those men.

Friend: what happened?

Girl: nothing, they told me there was nothing I could do, because the proper procedures have been removed... I was DeVostated. The US school system is fucked under Betsy DeVos.

DeVostated by joeisashitname September 8, 2017

DeVostated 

That sinking feeling you get when you realize institutions of higher education are returning to a primarily academic mission, and extraneous regulations meant to engineer radical progressive social policy are being stripped away, leaving you to make, and be responsible for, your own decisions.

Now that insert college name here has been DeVostated, I guess I'll have to think twice before I drink myself half blind and get passed around like a bottle of Fireball at this weekend's Frat parties.

DeVostated by TANSTAAFL1 October 23, 2017

Bevastated

The severe and overwhelming feeling one gets when raising a beverage to one’s lips and finding it unexpectedly empty.

Bevastated. Devastated by a beverage.

Bevastated by GLP#420 January 30, 2026