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devastated salmon 

A gay guy who has his mouth always open for the purposes of oral sex

devastated 

1. The state of being totally owned, as in a sport or video game.

2. Destroyed

3. Impacted heavily in terms of emotion or mental state.
1. Ohhh, you got devastated!

2. "Ohhh, NYC got devastated!" -Osama Bin Laden

3. Susy was devastated when I murdered her cat with a chainsaw.
devastated by Eric December 2, 2003

pennstated 

pennstated - verb

1) the act of ruining something with one's genitals
2) using your genitals to get your boss fired
Example 1: If the coach is walking out with just one of his players, he got PennStated!

Example 2: Thanks for pennstating my marriage you lecherous whore
pennstated by pennstated November 15, 2011

devastated driver 

A variation on the term designated driver. The party to remain sober and pilot the vehicle homeward is devastated due to the fact that they too cannot become wasted, or risk killing themselves, others or worse, getting a dui.
Lets all mob over to that rager on 3rd street. Hey margo, sorry but its your turn to be the devastated driver.
devastated driver by jeff matthews December 25, 2006

Devastated 

When we failed as a class I fell devastated
Devastated by Rrrtttt November 7, 2021

Bevastated

The severe and overwhelming feeling one gets when raising a beverage to one’s lips and finding it unexpectedly empty.
Bevastated. Devastated by a beverage.
Bevastated by GLP#420 January 30, 2026