Eric's definitions

lowkey lit

Someone acting innocent and clean on the outside but secretly a crazy bitch in the inside

Tim: "Yo I saw sarah yesterday at the club on some crazy shit".

John: "But she's so quiet and innocent bro".

Tim: "Nah bro bitch is lowkey lit yo"

by eric April 15, 2016

Ma Fucker

A human being who 'fucked' a mother. (The mother can be a man if homosexual). Ma Fucking is the thing to do. No man or woman is complete without a nice Ma Fuck-ing.

Hey Timmy you little Ma Fucker. I fucked Sandy making me a Ma Fucker. You crazy Ma Fucker.

by Eric September 2, 2008

Munchkin Kick

Process of having a girl (who is facing sideways to you) lift her leg so her thigh is parallel to the ground and then kicking down a lil behind her ass, so as to see if it jiggles. A good way to measure a butt

D Fresh: Yo Jill, let me see your Munchkin Kick?
Jill: Oh, like this? (kicks)

by Eric July 30, 2008

E-rock

Anyone who's name starts with an E and only wants to listen to rock after getting completely hammered.

Man, E-rock rode in my car last night after we hit up some bars and it was nothing but Archenemy and Megadeth for the rest of the night.

by Eric May 4, 2008

randall cunningham

One of the most underrated QBs of all time. Played for the Philadelphia Eagles most of the time but also had stints in Minnesota, Dallas, and Baltimore before retiring.

The closest he ever came to a Super Bowl was in 1998, when he led the Vikings to a 15-1 season. The team made it to the NFC Championship but they were beat in a heartbreaking game that ended in an OT field goal to the Falcons. Randall Cunningham never played quite the same afterwards.

by Eric November 14, 2007

longnecking it

Just chilling or being awesome.

Look at those kids back there back there

yeah, just longnecking it.

by Eric May 22, 2007

Cracker

- A white caucasion individual, who is mostly named by other black males and females. Called crackers way back from the 1900's because white americans named African Americans "Niggers."

"Look at dat cracker mother fucker right der"

"Letz woop his cracka ass

Black-"Look at dat cracker mother fucker right der"

Black-"Letz woop his cracker ass"

White-"Why please do not hurt me, I have children."

Black-"Fuck yo white kidz, woop his cracker ass!!

by Eric January 30, 2007