Belsham

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A 6 inch (15.24 cm) penis.

Georgie: Woah, I heard Will has a Belsham.
Alice: I always thought he was bigger!

Belsham by sophy, April 4, 2008

Words you can keep

bensham

A shit hole of a Town over the river from Newcastle. Bensham is full of fat chavs that sniff glue and steal money from their Mams purse.

Richard is a total scruffy tramp. He's probably from Bensham

bensham by Tanky Wanky October 23, 2017

Related Words

Belsham • belshaw • bensham • Bedshaming • Belchamoley • Beldham • belham • belsamina • belshaft • Bensham blowie

belshaft

A slang term for the city of Belfast.

Commonly used by Culchies

I'm heading up to Belshaft on Saturday night

belshaft by Feelbert October 23, 2007

bensham

An area of Gateshead predominantly run by Evan peareth, the hardest cunt to ever live

Have you heard of that hard cunt from bensham??

Ohh aye Evan peareth is radge as toast mate

bensham by Bucketcrew January 21, 2019

belshaw

a biblical legend often written out of conventional bibles because he overshadowed jesus

god: "get belshaw out of the book hes makin us all look rubbish"

belshaw by jon belshaw December 15, 2008

Bensham blowie

When you standing half naked in a backstreet at 9pm and a Jewish girl is rubbing your nipples while wanking you off with a slice of singhsbury’s ham

Bruh a bensham blowie is too extreme man

Bensham blowie by anonymous December 9, 2020

Beldham

a really cool person with loads of friends.Usually really beautiful/handsome

she must be a Beldham

Beldham by 900d 10rd,7h3r3 !5 4n 4n!m41 ! July 11, 2010

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026