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An old woman, sometimes ugly mostly evil, who enjoys child abuse

As used in the Coraline movie as the other mother
The woman in the old house down the street is believed to be a beldam
Beldam by RoseMary Ponst July 24, 2009
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A malicious and ugly woman, especially an old one; a witch.

Beldam; Grand dame- A title given to important woman in the Illuminati; mind control system.
“Look at that old Beldam sitting in her window.”

“We must obey the Beldam, or suffer her consequences.”
Beldam by Nothing_face February 19, 2018
A 6 inch (15.24 cm) penis.
Georgie: Woah, I heard Will has a Belsham.
Alice: I always thought he was bigger!
Belsham by sophy, April 4, 2008

beldamage 

1. Of a woman, not ageing gracefully.
2. The outward signs of ageing in a woman.
Derived from beldam.
Time had not been kind to Aunt Margaret. With each passing month she became more beldamaged, until her once youthful appearance vanished entirely.
beldamage by ssmhchr December 28, 2009

Belchamoley 

A Saying You Say After You Belch.

Can Be An Apology After A Belch or Burp.
Corinne: **Belch** "Belchamoley!"
Nicky: Haha Your Excused :]
Belchamoley by NickyMouse1118 October 26, 2009
A "belham" commonly refers to a white male, although his decent comes under scrutiny by his own parents more often than not. Enjoys a good pun and lives for the cringe he constantly causes others when making one. Saved by the bell and living for the ham, a belham knows no limits when it comes to adventures! You'll know you've found one once you've talked to him. First impressions may be misleading.
Girl: Daddy, was that a belham dashing by just now?
Dad: I couldn't tell, my love, for all that curly hair falling into his eyes.
belham by luluwtf February 27, 2017
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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