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Capital City Of Northern Ireland

Integral Part Of The United Kingdom

Is Where The Titanic Was Built

It Actually Has One Of The Lowest Crime Rates In U.K. According To Government Statistics.

Good Things
Ulster Fries.
Limited street crime.
Norn Iron accents.
Drinking culture.
The take-no-prisoners, take no crap, black sense of humour

Bowelling, a unique mixture of personal abuse, sarcasm and surrealism which only Scousers will understand. Or tolerate. Just don't take it personally.
Strangers joining in in your conversations.
Mild anglophobia. All-pervading ugliness that drives tourists away and allows the bars to remain habitable for locals. No Oirish Bars here

Bad Things
Almost everyone supports Liverpool or Man united. Boo.
That all-pervading ugliness. What the Luftwaffe and terrorism couldn't manage, the Planning Service have.
The Kaliningrad-like destruction of a once-proud city.
Bloody stupid sectarianism, which is probably as bad as you've heard it is

One Of The Worst Regions In The U.K For Racism & Zero Tolerances On Non Indiginious Folk
Welcome To Belfast

We Don't Want No
Asylum Seekers,
Ethnic Minorities or
Illegal Immigrants.

We Have Enough Of Our Own Problems Here
by North Of The Border October 18, 2004
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The most fantastic place in the world, with the friendly-est people! it's not as bad as people make out1 :))
Oh I wish I was in belfast !
by lip-gloss March 13, 2005
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Capital of " norn iron " very sectarian but it rocks. The walls of the police buildings are 20 feet high with spikes around the top and they drive around in big tanks, the peelers that is. The walls are covered in murals and the people talk their own verson of english. Very poor politiians. Is split into north, south, east and west belfast.Oh yeh and it is the natural habitat for spides and millies.
I'm from norn iron come 'ere i'll beat ur bollocks in.
by dead butterflies March 10, 2005
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The centre of the know universe and the unknown universe for that matter.

Capital of Norn Iron (Northern Ireland)

Visit Belfast and you won't want to leave.

Leave and you will want to come back.

Best bits: Ulster fry. It will stick to yer puddins like lead and keep ya goin all af tha day like.
Belfast, Belfast, wonderful town
It doesn't matter if your skin is brown
Belfast, Belfast, I love you
If you're outta work you can get the brew
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Fast becoming the emo capital of Europe.
Where can i find lots of he/she__xcore kids getting really drunk and taking poppers?
At the new spot in belfast, northern ireland of course!
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No crime in Belfast, aaaahahahahaha.

No seriously are you on about the Belfast in Northern Ireland?? Where the IRA, UVF and LVF are the biggest gangsters in Ireland and the UK, if not Europe? On top of this, there are constant attacks on people and property.

Anyway it’s a city in county Antrim, in the north of Ireland. A fairly nice modern city really but unfortunately it is plagued by paramilitary activity and violent clashes in the working class areas between Nationalists (Irish) and Unionists (British).

Despite "it being about religion", it’s really about British and Irish differences and most of the offenders only see the inside of a church a couple of times a year.

Anyway feel free to visit it; it’s no where near as bad as it used to be, what with the decommissioning of arms happening.

It’s pretty prosperous and wealthy with some nice work being done in the city centre and DOES have lots of cultured and decent people!! ;)
Belfast a nice modern city with the occasional disturbance, nowadays!
by BBt October 17, 2005
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Belfast , city full of wonders!! beautiful archtecture such as the Antrim Road police station! Beautiful wall paintings depicting masked men with AK-47s Low crime rate , home of George Best the Titanic and the Ulster Fry. Well nuff of that bullshit... Its basically a crap city with decent shops wall paintings and massive fucking police stations. The police cars r well cool tho , armoured land rovers , they fuckin kick ass! (Apart from the fact they now look like ice cream vans and are full of police officers of corse!) Can be good craic here although ethnic minorities are treated as outcasts. Full of spides and millys , easily spotted by big earings fake burberry and crappy tracksuits. Home of many football clubs and Ulster Rugby. Linfield and Glentoran (the two main football teams) are VERY loyalist , Ulster Rugby is mixed and trys yo promote cross community activities
mON WILL big mawn!!! ill get ur nees dun ne mroe of ur shite!
by Darren March 31, 2005
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