belham 

A "belham" commonly refers to a white male, although his decent comes under scrutiny by his own parents more often than not. Enjoys a good pun and lives for the cringe he constantly causes others when making one. Saved by the bell and living for the ham, a belham knows no limits when it comes to adventures! You'll know you've found one once you've talked to him. First impressions may be misleading.

Girl: Daddy, was that a belham dashing by just now?
Dad: I couldn't tell, my love, for all that curly hair falling into his eyes.

belham by luluwtf February 27, 2017

Bellamese 

The language spoken by the lead singer of Muse, Matt Bellamy. It is often unintelligible to those who aren't familiar with his rapid, nonsensical interview responses or songs featuring notes high enough to kill dolphins (as in Micro Cuts). Notable Bellamese speech affectations include the replacement of "r" sounds with "w" sounds (ie. really -> weally), repetition of the phrase "you know", and inability to say any number besides 1984.

Matt Bellamy: Adhasdfvdefjbazzbjhkzsdf zaksjfb you know the book 1984 is weally good sfjbaweif sjfakwfrb akjfn.
Person 1: Do you know what he's saying?
Person 2: No, I don't speak Bellamese.

Bellamese by Pwoffesor of Bellamese studies July 26, 2012

Bellamione 

Considered one of the best Fan Fiction pairing to ever exist in the Harry Potter universe. Bellamione is the love between the two characters Bellatrix Lestrange and Hermione Granger. This pairing is very popular on Tumblr and well loved by many people. Comedian, Mae Martin, referenced this pairing during a BBC program Russell Howard's Good News when performing a composition called the "Erotic Fan Fiction Song".

Person 1: I really love Bellamione!
Person 2: Who doesn't?
or
Person 1: I'm off to read Bellamione!
Person 2: Living the dream I see.
or possibly:
Person 1: *reading Bellamione* Oh Bellatrix, I wish I was your Hermione...

Bellamione by TheBlushingBellamoineReader March 30, 2013

Beldam 

An old woman, sometimes ugly mostly evil, who enjoys child abuse

As used in the Coraline movie as the other mother

The woman in the old house down the street is believed to be a beldam

Beldam by RoseMary Ponst July 24, 2009

Matthew Bellamy 

The most talented musician to walk the earth in his time. Front man from Muse
The most gorgeous man in the world.

"Gosh, that Matthew Bellamy is fit"

"Wow! Matthew Bellamy is hotter in person"!!

"Your looking very Matthew Bellamy today"

Matthew Bellamy by Erin February 14, 2005

Matthew Bellamy 

Front man of indescribably amazing English band Muse.
Eccentric, enviously talented, Beautiful, with a knack for saying the right thing at the right time for comic effect or to provoke independant pondering

"When I think back to how I was in school, it seemed like I wasn't quite there, like my body was doing its thing but my mind was elsewhere. But suddenly I feel like I've come into focus, like I can see things for the first time. It's very strange. I feel.... new born." Matt Bellamy relates these thoughts in the spacious back lounge of their tour bus, while standing on his head with a gold pen stuck up his nose. With any other singer this would seem like another attention seeking affectation; with Bellamy however, it's more an indication of his carefree 'top-of-the-world' state of mind right now."

Matthew Bellamy by Skullz April 3, 2005

Matthew Bellamy 

Matthew Bellamy-
Orgin- His Parents (Father musican)
Matthew Bellamy- God like person. Amazing Musican/Songwriter.
Extream perfection of Manhood

He is so good, he could almost be Matthew Bellamy.
So very Matthew Bellamy..
By the Beauty of Mathhew Bellamy!!

Matthew Bellamy by Tabby March 14, 2005