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An area of Gateshead predominantly run by Evan peareth, the hardest cunt to ever live
Have you heard of that hard cunt from bensham??

Ohh aye Evan peareth is radge as toast mate
bensham by Bucketcrew January 21, 2019

Bensham blowie

When you standing half naked in a backstreet at 9pm and a Jewish girl is rubbing your nipples while wanking you off with a slice of singhsbury’s ham
Bruh a bensham blowie is too extreme man
Bensham blowie by anonymous December 9, 2020

Joe Watson from bensham 

Joe watson (Joe Swanson) is a big faggit that lives on bensham bank in Gateshead. He lives with his mam who gets grinded on by Norman watson (his daddy). He’s popular for rocking damien in a norty grapple just down the road from his gaff. He’s fat and loves shagging women that are on the 12 hr clock.
Joe watson from bensham- the biggest bird

Jude mckenzie-‘Let wer invite joe out to pits he’s a sound bairn’

Jamie Law-‘Na hew hes a big scruff from bensham, hes fckn shite in net’

Benhamletic 

MWI to the point you cannot walk or talk ie extremely drunk.

Although widely used this word does not exist in the written form.
He had too much to drink at The Local and got absolutely 'benhamletic'
Benhamletic by Paavo Siljamaki January 4, 2008

benshmir 

A unique couple. In which the female is dominant. The male normally cries after sex.
I think they are a benshmir
benshmir by Spraecker January 17, 2018
My best friend. He also has a huge cock.
Me and benhamine go together like peas and carrots.
benhamine by Ytsimrats December 17, 2019
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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