“Dan seems like he has a really tough time getting laid. I bet he goes home every night, runs a bubble bath and bathturbates.”
by Laurben February 15, 2019
Sally: "Ah, there's no better way to relax before bed than putting on some soft music, a little scented candles and a little bathturbating."
Jane: "You really need to get laid more."
Jane: "You really need to get laid more."
by CactusHeart December 27, 2011
The act of masturbating in the shower. It's much harder for someone to be caught doing this, but they'll probably end up using up all of the hot water.
Example 1: Bob has been in the shower for 2 hours now. What's taking him so long? Is he bathurbating?
Example 2: Bathturbation is much easier than normal masturbation. No one will ever catch you in the act!
Example 2: Bathturbation is much easier than normal masturbation. No one will ever catch you in the act!
by JohnMaddenFootball May 11, 2014