Bathturbate
“Dan seems like he has a really tough time getting laid. I bet he goes home every night, runs a bubble bath and bathturbates.”
Bathturbate by Laurben February 14, 2019
Words you can keep
mathturbate
Doing math homework or writing a math portfolio (especially for IB) that is so EXCITING that you feel sexually stimulated in the process and have an orgasm once you're done.
Alan: Sorry man, I can't go see "I Am Legend" with you guys tonight because of this stupid IB HL Math Portfolio on the Koch Snowflake that I have to write...
Barzeen: Don't even bullshit me, Alan, I know you're just gonna jack off all night anyway.
Alan: Well, you're kinda right. I'm gonna mathturbate.
Barzeen: Don't even bullshit me, Alan, I know you're just gonna jack off all night anyway.
Alan: Well, you're kinda right. I'm gonna mathturbate.
mathturbate by aredotwice January 6, 2008
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bathsturbater
A person who faps in the toilet. Most often used to describe a person who habitually masturbates in public restrooms, i.e. a chronic bathsturbater.
Guy 1: "Man, Billy goes to the bathroom in the middle of this lecture every day!"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, didn't you know? Ole Bill is a bathsturbater, and he thinks the prof is sexy."
Girl 1: "Gross!"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, didn't you know? Ole Bill is a bathsturbater, and he thinks the prof is sexy."
Girl 1: "Gross!"
bathsturbater by bswof22 June 24, 2012
Basturbate
To masturbate using a tube with a rubber bulb that takes up and releases melted fat or gravy inside a vagina or anus to achieve orgasm
I love to basturbate. I used to just rub my clit vigorously with my son's sippy cup, but now I fill up my Turkey baster with grease and gravy and go to town. It's great because I can squeeze it back out into a bowl in time for dinner.
Basturbate by Magical Magistrate June 23, 2019
Bathterbate
To Batherbate is when you are soaking in a nice warm bath to ease the worries of the day and you look over and see a bottle of hair conditioner. In your head you have an internal struggle to have nice soft manageable hair or to use this(at times expensive)fluid to stimulate ones penis to orgasm. Inevitably because you are in the bath to feel relaxed you choose to use the conditions to jerk off and complete you relaxation session. But then comes the realization that you have blown off a bunch of knuckle children into the water and now in an attempt to avoid them you just out of the bath...and so ends the relaxation.
While Frank was feeling ill he decided to take a bath. But having not locked the bathroom door his wife entered the bathroom to discover Frank "Bathterbating". And from that day forward he would never bathterbate again.
Bathterbate by Shorty McFrickerson February 22, 2014
Bathturbating
Sally: "Ah, there's no better way to relax before bed than putting on some soft music, a little scented candles and a little bathturbating."
Jane: "You really need to get laid more."
Jane: "You really need to get laid more."
Bathturbating by CactusHeart December 30, 2011
Bathurbate
Bathurbate by Pederneiras February 14, 2019
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A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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