Bathurbate

To masturbate while taking a bath. It's a union of the words bath and masturbate.

I'm so turned on! Gotta bathurbate when I get home.

by Pederneiras February 14, 2019

Mathurbate

To do home work and masturbate at the same time.

Aliza wants to mathurbate tonight, but I do not.

by El tornado July 19, 2016

bathsturbater

A person who faps in the toilet. Most often used to describe a person who habitually masturbates in public restrooms, i.e. a chronic bathsturbater.

Guy 1: "Man, Billy goes to the bathroom in the middle of this lecture every day!"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, didn't you know? Ole Bill is a bathsturbater, and he thinks the prof is sexy."
Girl 1: "Gross!"

by bswof22 June 24, 2012

Basturbate

To masturbate using a tube with a rubber bulb that takes up and releases melted fat or gravy inside a vagina or anus to achieve orgasm

I love to basturbate. I used to just rub my clit vigorously with my son's sippy cup, but now I fill up my Turkey baster with grease and gravy and go to town. It's great because I can squeeze it back out into a bowl in time for dinner.

by Magical Magistrate June 23, 2019

Bathterbate

To Batherbate is when you are soaking in a nice warm bath to ease the worries of the day and you look over and see a bottle of hair conditioner. In your head you have an internal struggle to have nice soft manageable hair or to use this(at times expensive)fluid to stimulate ones penis to orgasm. Inevitably because you are in the bath to feel relaxed you choose to use the conditions to jerk off and complete you relaxation session. But then comes the realization that you have blown off a bunch of knuckle children into the water and now in an attempt to avoid them you just out of the bath...and so ends the relaxation.

While Frank was feeling ill he decided to take a bath. But having not locked the bathroom door his wife entered the bathroom to discover Frank "Bathterbating". And from that day forward he would never bathterbate again.

by Shorty McFrickerson February 22, 2014

Bathturbating

Because saying "masturbate in the bath" is just too damn long :.P

Sally: "Ah, there's no better way to relax before bed than putting on some soft music, a little scented candles and a little bathturbating."

Jane: "You really need to get laid more."

by CactusHeart December 30, 2011

Bathturbate

Bathturbate
The art of bathturbating. Having a wank in the bathtub.

“Dan seems like he has a really tough time getting laid. I bet he goes home every night, runs a bubble bath and bathturbates.”

by Laurben February 14, 2019