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Getting a blowjob while sitting on the toilet taking a shit. It has never been pulled off & anyone who would do this is probably someone you wouldn't want doing it to you.
Dude she was so ugly and fucked up I probably could've gotten a blumpkin.
Blumpkin by Ben Yaass Dover August 4, 2018
Urban Dictionary Merch
When you are taking a shit while receiving a blowjob
She gave me a Blumpkin while I had diarrhea.
Blumpkin by EthanJettsucksdick March 7, 2016
The act of performing oral sex on someone who is taking a shit.
Ex: "I gave Carl a blumpkin lastnight"
Blumpkin by SleepyKitty2021 March 22, 2019
The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a dump.
Morty made frequent trips to the office restroom, but never when the janitor who calls Costa Rica is there, because that janitor like to give Blumpkins.
blumpkin by Von Hayes February 21, 2007
when a guy is taking a shit while receiving a blow job
she gave me a blumpkin at school, it felt so nice
blumpkin by cooterfuzz January 25, 2021
When your spouse gives you a blow job while you are taking a shit on the toilet
Stacey gave me a blumpkin last night in the bathroom.
Blumpkin by Jakesolly July 31, 2016
Receiving a Blow Job while taking a shit. If done to perfection, than you will die. If both cum and shit excape your body at the same time, then yes you die. If you dont believe me try and find someone who has.
There are no examples for a Blumpkin. Everyones dead.
blumpkin by blumpkinmaster January 9, 2008
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