2 definition by blumpkinmaster

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Receiving a Blow Job while taking a shit. If done to perfection, than you will die. If both cum and shit excape your body at the same time, then yes you die. If you dont believe me try and find someone who has.
There are no examples for a Blumpkin. Everyones dead.
by blumpkinmaster December 20, 2007

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When your taking a shit and getting a hand job. It is very similar to a "blumpkin"
Man I just got a poohandy!
by BlumpkinMaster April 04, 2014

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