blumpkinmaster's definitions

blumpkin

Receiving a Blow Job while taking a shit. If done to perfection, than you will die. If both cum and shit excape your body at the same time, then yes you die. If you dont believe me try and find someone who has.

There are no examples for a Blumpkin. Everyones dead.

by blumpkinmaster January 9, 2008

Poohandy

When your taking a shit and getting a hand job. It is very similar to a "blumpkin"

Man I just got a poohandy!

by BlumpkinMaster May 17, 2014