"Were you at the party last night dude? Super epic blumpkin patch."
"No way, who had the biggest blumpkin?"
"Steve planted a massive one."
"No way, who had the biggest blumpkin?"
"Steve planted a massive one."
by PeterWalrussocks October 01, 2011
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While receiving a blumpkin a turd scrapes off on her chin leaving a shit stain, similar to a soul patch.
Is that chocolate on your chin? Oh! I just gave my boyfriend a blumpkin. It must be a blumpkin patch.
by Kompteck September 19, 2010
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A row of toilets in a seedy restroom on the side of a road where one could go to recieve a blumpkin!
by SCTLBTN August 10, 2010
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Instead of going to pick out Pumpkins, you find someone on the Pumpkin Patch, and convince them to suck your cock while you take a shit on the ground. Around Halloween is the best time to have this very obsene event happen.
by OG FISHBONE January 14, 2010
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