astounded

Being unable to believe what is right in front of your eyes.

She was astounded at the sight of her son in law doing the helicopter.

by ⭐️ July 13, 2014

Astounding

adj. To be so utterly immense that one traps just enough intelligence within one's massive bulk that he/she obstinately refuses to believe that he can ever be wrong. The individual in question will often sarcastically remark about the "astounding" nature of others' intellects so as to inflate his own ego. His mouth never stops moving, whether he is talking to attract attention or eating to increase his mass.

See load.

Bradley's intelligence was astounding, as was his weight.

by Burley February 28, 2007

your wit astounds me

Often said in a sarcastic tone.

A more direct and fancy way of saying- "Don't humor yourself. You're not as witty, smart, or funny as you'd like to think."

Person 1: Hey, hey, listen to this one. Do you know how I got out of Iraq?........IRAN! (bwahahahaha)

Person 2: *rolls eyes* Your wit astounds me.

Can also be heard in the greatest female coming of age movie ever made, Now and Then.

by stereoscope April 28, 2011

Astoundished

A basic, punnerific (see: punnery) form of the words astounded and astonished, combined to express and emphasize general excitement and exhiliration.

I was astoundished by the site of Muzzman, as he walked in sporting his Commando garb, and was ripped as ever, bearing not a shirt to cover his manly chest.

by Marly Sauble August 15, 2005

astounding

Completely and totally awesome, or simply the best thing ever!

Lizz is absolutely astounding!

by PepeJones July 10, 2005

Astounding

when it is something out of the world.

Search for sailing by celtic woman and that is what astounding is.

by thydeus November 28, 2012

Aspoonded

The act of being assaulted with a spoon.

If you don't stop, you will get aspoonded!

by Zxcameronxz November 12, 2015