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Astounding
adj. To be so utterly immense that one traps just enough intelligence within one's massive bulk that he/she obstinately refuses to believe that he can ever be wrong. The individual in question will often sarcastically remark about the "astounding" nature of others' intellects so as to inflate his own ego. His mouth never stops moving, whether he is talking to attract attention or eating to increase his mass.
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Astounding by Burley February 28, 2007
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astounded • astounding • abscounded • Aspoonded • Astonned • Astoundation • Astoundified • Astoundished • Astoundishing • Astoundo
your wit astounds me
Often said in a sarcastic tone.
A more direct and fancy way of saying- "Don't humor yourself. You're not as witty, smart, or funny as you'd like to think."
A more direct and fancy way of saying- "Don't humor yourself. You're not as witty, smart, or funny as you'd like to think."
Person 1: Hey, hey, listen to this one. Do you know how I got out of Iraq?........IRAN! (bwahahahaha)
Person 2: *rolls eyes* Your wit astounds me.
Can also be heard in the greatest female coming of age movie ever made, Now and Then.
Person 2: *rolls eyes* Your wit astounds me.
Can also be heard in the greatest female coming of age movie ever made, Now and Then.
your wit astounds me by stereoscope April 28, 2011
Astoundished
A basic, punnerific (see: punnery) form of the words astounded and astonished, combined to express and emphasize general excitement and exhiliration.
I was astoundished by the site of Muzzman, as he walked in sporting his Commando garb, and was ripped as ever, bearing not a shirt to cover his manly chest.
Astoundished by Marly Sauble August 15, 2005
Astounding
Astounding by thydeus November 28, 2012
Aspoonded
Aspoonded by Zxcameronxz November 12, 2015
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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