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assaulted 

having an uncontrollable overwhelming amount of rawness in your body that comes from drinking muscle pharm assault. Being super focused and crazy at the same time. Having the ability to go hard on the muh fuckin weights. Maximum effects of being assaulted can be achieved by listening to insane music before hand. For example, eminem, lil jon, lil wayne, and waka flocka. Not recommended for pussy ass muh fuckas
lets get assaulted before we hit da gym.
assaulted by Mr. Rawness August 25, 2011
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textually assaulted 

to receive so many texts that it feels like you have been violated
or
to get multiple angry texts
man, her husband textually assaulted her for being late.

I brutally assaulted and shot a random person in rdr2 

I brutally assaulted and shot a random person in rdr2
I brutally assaulted and shot a random person in rdr2 (Ibaasarpir2)

Textually assaulted 

What happens to you when you get random lewd, dirty and/or offensive text messages from people you don't know or wouldn't want to get text messages from
I got a text message from a number I didn't know telling me they were doing something lewd to themselves and I felt textually assaulted.
Textually assaulted by Netter76 January 15, 2009

textually-assaulted 

When a person is being bombarded with an excess of unwanted, unwarranted, and generally annoying text messages.
Dude, you sent me like 40 messages in a row; you textually-assaulted my phone. Stop.
textually-assaulted by fatsouliman December 15, 2014

Pneumatically Assaulted

Grandma turned around and pneumatically assaulted me.

Pneumatically Assaulted

Grandma turned around and pneumatically assaulted me.
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