Astounding

adj. To be so utterly immense that one traps just enough intelligence within one's massive bulk that he/she obstinately refuses to believe that he can ever be wrong. The individual in question will often sarcastically remark about the "astounding" nature of others' intellects so as to inflate his own ego. His mouth never stops moving, whether he is talking to attract attention or eating to increase his mass.

See load.

Bradley's intelligence was astounding, as was his weight.

by Burley February 28, 2007

Astounding

when it is something out of the world.

Search for sailing by celtic woman and that is what astounding is.

by thydeus November 28, 2012

astounded

Being unable to believe what is right in front of your eyes.

She was astounded at the sight of her son in law doing the helicopter.

by ⭐️ July 13, 2014

astounding

Completely and totally awesome, or simply the best thing ever!

Lizz is absolutely astounding!

by PepeJones July 10, 2005

Astoundation

The moment before, something astounding.

A great amazement is built on a good astoundation.

by scrowetom January 11, 2020

astounding

1. Kodama
2. To astonish and bewilder.

Kodama is astounding.

by William April 24, 2004

your wit astounds me

Often said in a sarcastic tone.

A more direct and fancy way of saying- "Don't humor yourself. You're not as witty, smart, or funny as you'd like to think."

Person 1: Hey, hey, listen to this one. Do you know how I got out of Iraq?........IRAN! (bwahahahaha)

Person 2: *rolls eyes* Your wit astounds me.

Can also be heard in the greatest female coming of age movie ever made, Now and Then.

by stereoscope April 28, 2011