Astoundo

Astoundo is the masked hoodlum who has recently been making public appearances. Suspected to be an Eastern-Iranian spy, Astoundo has slipped through the grasp of the authorities on numerous occasions.
This has not stopped his from enjoying a thriving music career. He plays drums in the popular band "Bored With Cereal" and also vocals in the band "Crapfully Yours". BWC are known for having won the Sandford Park Battle Of The Bands much to the dismay of some guy backstage who no one really likes anyway. CY are most notably known for their chart-topping hit "OMFG!! Zombies!!!" which was featured in the Biblo cartoon of the same name.
Astoundo wears a bag on his head suspected to have been stolen from a hobo one winter afternoon.
Astoundo was last seen playing a drum in the stands of the Gonzaga vs. Belvedere rugby match in Donnybrook stadium. This was so shocking that the Irish Independent dedicated a quarter page to the story.

Who's that masked devil!?

Why that's Astoundo!!

Astoundo by Biblo February 15, 2005

Astounding 

adj. To be so utterly immense that one traps just enough intelligence within one's massive bulk that he/she obstinately refuses to believe that he can ever be wrong. The individual in question will often sarcastically remark about the "astounding" nature of others' intellects so as to inflate his own ego. His mouth never stops moving, whether he is talking to attract attention or eating to increase his mass.

See load.

Bradley's intelligence was astounding, as was his weight.

Astounding by Burley February 28, 2007

your wit astounds me 

Often said in a sarcastic tone.

A more direct and fancy way of saying- "Don't humor yourself. You're not as witty, smart, or funny as you'd like to think."

Person 1: Hey, hey, listen to this one. Do you know how I got out of Iraq?........IRAN! (bwahahahaha)

Person 2: *rolls eyes* Your wit astounds me.

Can also be heard in the greatest female coming of age movie ever made, Now and Then.

your wit astounds me by stereoscope April 28, 2011

astounded

Being unable to believe what is right in front of your eyes.

She was astounded at the sight of her son in law doing the helicopter.

astounded by ⭐️ July 13, 2014

Astoundished 

A basic, punnerific (see: punnery) form of the words astounded and astonished, combined to express and emphasize general excitement and exhiliration.

I was astoundished by the site of Muzzman, as he walked in sporting his Commando garb, and was ripped as ever, bearing not a shirt to cover his manly chest.

Astoundished by Marly Sauble August 15, 2005

astounding 

Completely and totally awesome, or simply the best thing ever!

Lizz is absolutely astounding!

astounding by PepeJones July 10, 2005

Astounding 

when it is something out of the world.

Search for sailing by celtic woman and that is what astounding is.

Astounding by thydeus November 28, 2012